The asshats that say there’s always enough time to fix it are allso the same ones that expound on planning and teamwork, but never get around to doing either.
The corporation that I work for used to have this loverly motto on all of their internal correspondence “Profit, Product, People”.
I know employees are necessary evils in the modern world, but jeez… lets put it writing!:dubious:
Memorandum to all employees:
It has come to management’s attention that morale has dropped in the woodland areas surrounding the manufacturing plant. This is affecting our productivity. Sales are down 23%, as we are unable to meet our quotas. We are therefore asking for a 42% increase of jocularity in the affected sites, so that the forests will echo with laughter.
Sincerely,
Robert
Plant Manager
“Work smarter, not harder”, which means, of course, “We’re going to try to force you to work much, much harder.”
You’ve spent to much time there. Aim for the hair. It’s the only target on the bosses wife.
That would have been pretty funny. Even funnier if you flipped it over and it said “DO IT [del]WRIGHTE[/del] – oh crap (SEE OTHER SIDE)”.