porch pirate gets wormy

apparently this chick decided to do xmas shopping by snatching something that’s already bought but gets a box of literal worms on camera

sad thing is she thought those sunglasses would hide her …….

I thought worms came in cans.

Superworms are beetle larvae, not “slimy” annelids.

That’s Prince Albert. But he’s dead, so probably pretty wormy.

Worms don’t come anywhere.

What a low-life scum, to simply take something that doesn’t belong to you like that.

I hold the worms in higher regard than I do that POS.

Dr Pepper comes in a bottle.

Elephants come in quarts.