porch pirate gets wormy

apparently this chick decided to do xmas shopping by snatching something that’s already bought but gets a box of literal worms on camera

https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/woman-caught-on-camera-stealing-package-off-doorstep-hilariously-it-was-full-of-500-worms-for-a-pet-lizard/ar-BBQ1m9X?li=BBnbfcL
sad thing is she thought those sunglasses would hide her …….

I thought worms came in cans.

Superworms are beetle larvae, not “slimy” annelids.

That’s Prince Albert. But he’s dead, so probably pretty wormy.

Worms don’t come anywhere.

What a low-life scum, to simply take something that doesn’t belong to you like that.

I hold the worms in higher regard than I do that POS.
mmm

Dr Pepper comes in a bottle.

Elephants come in quarts.