See? If it wasn’t funny, would it have that name?
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There was an old lady from Cork
Who liked to eat shit with a fork
Her son said, 'You goon!
'You eat shit with a spoon!
‘It’s pork that you eat with a fork!’
– Ed Bluestone?
The name of a classic ragtime number: Link..
I would also like to take this opportunity to observe that pork is a nice, sweet meat.
[Lisa Simpson]
DAD, ham and bacon and pork all come from the same animal!
[Homer]
Riiiight, a MAGIC animal, Lisa…
Or something like that.
Actually, shouldn’t this thread be in the BBQ Pit?
Mmmmm, barbecued pork…
My daughter (2 years old so keep your more lascivious comments under wraps) came in and said, “Daddy, I want Pork.” to which I responded, “You want Pork?”, “Yes.”, “You want Poke?”, “No”, “You want Pook?”, “No”, “You want Pork?”, “Yes.”, “Do you even know what Pork is?” “Ummm…changes the subject.”
- Dad, I think he’s gonna pork her!
- He’s not going to pork her, Russ.
- I think he’s gonna!
:dubious:
- He may pork her. Finish your breakfast.
Pork. Kids love it!
I pronounce it “I’m-A-Hoe”.
What?
Yorn desh born, der ritt de gitt der gue,
Orn desh, dee born desh, de umn PORK! PORK! PORK!
No Pok! No Pok I tell you!
