Pork is a funny word. It just sounds funny.
PORK and beeeeeaaaans!
You just want to slip her the pork!
When I use Access, I keep wanting to say ‘impork’ and ‘expork’. I imagine the Swedish Chef saying, ‘Pork! Pork! Pork!’
PORK!
Porky prime cut.
I’m afraid I’m going to have to issue you a porking ticket.
And, if you need to insult a politician…
Porkbarrel!
Pork and Mindy
I’d like to be porkin’ Mindy! Ar! Ar!
Hey, I have some wine. Anyone have a porkscrew?
Anyone else think ‘pork’ just sounds funny?
Judging from the OP, I’m guessing you’ve already had some wine. And maybe a hit or two of some killer shit. Don’t hog the bong, duuuuuude.
pooooooooooork!
Alas, it’s been a long time since I was… what? 23? 25? I wouldn’t even know where to get it!
That’s the spirit!
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Carrrrrr~~~~nitas!
Moving thread from IMHO to MPPIMS.
Pork the One you Love - an ad campaign that ran (briefly) in Saskatchewan a few years back.
Hmm…no more posts?
Well…
T-t–h-aa-t’s
A-A-l-l
F-F-F-F-F-olks!
<Cue Merrie Melodies Music>
There was a sketch on one of the Monty Python records (I don’t think it was in any of the shows) where John Cleese is the host of a children’s quiz show.
“What do we call the meat that we get from pigs?”
and one of the kids enthusicastically answers
“Pooorrk!”
But the host’s answers and questions cards get mixed up, and pretty soon the answer to everything is
“Pooorrk!”
I don’t get it.
IMHO it’s a funny-sounding word.
So is John ,but ya don’t see me making threads about it.
We have a lot of pork in the house right now.
Pork loin was on sale at the local grocery: $5 for a 5 lb pork loin. That’s insanely cheap.
We bought a lot of pork. We have enough pork chops to feed a legion now. I think we’re going to buy another loin and get it ground for when we are tired of pork chops. I think perhaps we should carve a turkey out of pork for Thanksgiving.