Porn Star or Pop Star? an online game

300 here, the SO got 450. I knew I wouldn’t have done well, as I am terrible at recognizing people. Must watch more porn.

That is the most logical conclusion.

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See folks, the joke here is that certain television newswomen have names that sound a lot like the names of porn stars.

I think that’s kinda funny, don’t you?

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Yeah, that was exactly how I played. Porn stars know that they don’t have to be naked when they’re not at work. Pop stars don’t.

Exactly what I could have said. I figured the most nicely-dressed women and/or the ones with really evident boobage were the porn stars, and the strategy generally served me well.

  1. Not bad. Even though, half the Porn Stars I kinda had to take on faith.

And yes, it was almost a clear sign that if the pants were blatantly coming off, it was a Pop Star. Man, I recognized Xtina in an instant and that bothers me…

350 - 70%.

Is there any way to make that sound go away? Effing obnoxious.

Got 450. Solely by choosing porn star for the ones who looked like they could be dressed to be in public. I recognized none of the bodies. Not even for the porn stars I have watched.

  1. I actually recognized most of the pop stars’ bodies - those girls need to put some clothes on.
  1. Some of those porn stars were really pretty. I must look into their works.
  1. I have no idea who any of those skanks are.

I recognized a couple of names, but I have no real shot at identifying any of them.

Just for the record (yeah, this will come across like reading Playboy for the articles) my 450 score was purely guesswork, with a heavy dose of going against what looked like was the expected answer.

I had a perfect 500, but it was basically guesswork.

I got 500. It seemed too easy.

I got a 400, but really Tracy Lords has released a couple of nifty cd’s so I think I’ll give myself 450.

I only knew Asia Carrera and Mary Carey without guessing.

Um, I got 450. What kinda disturbes me is that I knew who all but two were. Mya was a guess. That James chick was the one I got wrong. All the others…I knew their names before the bar was removed from their faces.

  1. I guessed based on how womanly the curves were and how blatant the pose was. Never heard of the Jane person.

Who sings the “America is vundabar” tune in that quiz?

  1. Mya got me too. (What IS she selling, anyways?)

Seemed to me like the pornstars were pretty normal and straightforward, while the popstars were just that much more cheesy and over-the-top… sluttier than the sluts…

I know my porn stars.