For costars I have many ideas, including many, many female Dopers including the OP. Especially the OP. I won’t name the others, except to say that most of them have already weighed in on this thread. If I could get them all on the same project, that would be great, but given their asking prices I may have to settle for one or two.
Of course the storyling will involve D/s and plenty of leather, vinyl and latex.
I’m not the least bit concerned about my family finding out. When would they ever be in a place where they’d see my video on the shelf? Or read a review of it? Even if they did, they’d be too embarrassed to confront me with the knowledge, so either way I’m off the hook.
I’d do it… I’ve always wanted to. Just pay me the industry standard, which I hear is’nt much for the men, but what the hell…I’d like Chasey Lain and Jenna Jameson for starters, and what the hell, I’ll accept photos for consideration to participate. Uhhh, females only.
I’d do it… I’ve always wanted to. Just pay me the industry standard, which I hear is’nt much for the men, but what the hell…I’d like Chasey Lain and Jenna Jameson for starters, and what the hell, I’ll accept photos for consideration to participate. Uhhh, females only.
Im up for anything off the wall, too.
I’d do it… I’ve always wanted to. Just pay me the industry standard, which I hear is’nt much for the men, but what the hell…I’d like Chasey Lain and Jenna Jameson for starters, and what the hell, I’ll accept photos for consideration to participate. Uhhh, females only.
Im up for anything off the wall, too. Some pain mixed in with the pleasure.
Of course, I’d have to star and direct, with a contract to include residuals on all VHS, DVD, and streaming internet video proceeds, in perpetuity.
The cast shall include:
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[li]The entire stable of Vivid Girls,[/li][li]The female cast of Ally McBeal,[/li][li]6 well-endowed non-English-speaking woodsmen,[/li][li]Anne Robinson, from The Weakest Link,[/li][li]Pamela Anderson and Tommy Lee (they deserve a chance to get it right), and[/li][li]Triumph, the Insult Comic Dog (Master of Ceremonies).[/li][/ul]
All cast shall have tested negative for all STDs within 14 days prior to the shoot. (This may be waived for Tommy, but he and Pam will have to be relegated to a cameo.)
The following items shall have to be supplied:
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[li]An unlimited supply of Viagra for myself and the other male talent (no limp gimps on my set),[/li][li]Seven Super Soakers, and a supply of Active Culture Acidophilous Milk,[/li][li]One Sybian (no pushing in line, ladies),[/li][li]One leather dominatrix outfit, with crop (sized for Anne Robinson),[/li][li]Enough assorted fresh sushi to cover Lucy Liu from neck to mons veneris,[/li][li]An appropriately-trained buckskin stallion, and[/li][li]A mated pair of white doves, separated for 24 hours prior to filming.[/li][/ul]
Finally, the set shall be one or more of the following locations:
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[li]A secluded Molokai beach,[/li][li]An operating steel mill,[/li][li]The pool area of the Las Vegas Tropicana,[/li][li]A field of California Poppies, or preferably[/li][li]International Space Station Alpha.[/li][/ul]
With these conditions met, I could make a fortune.
Well. When I was stationed in Germany, I actually got to be in a couple of German porno flicks The pay was VERY minimal, about $100 U.S. and you HAD to be AIDS/STD tested prior to them letting you on the set. All in all, it was VERY cool. Lots of cool European accents and whatnot. Some B/D and D/S and a lot of sex toys. To be honest, the people in the flicks were just normal looking people, unlike AMERICAN made porn which is nothing but a bunch of butt-ugly guys and silicon implanted women with ridiculously long fingernails.
The shoots took anywhere from one to three days and we usually all ended up at a local bar afterwards.
Ah, ah, ah…a guy’s got to have SOME secrets. I guess you all will have to wait until filming starts. There are a few from here that I’d be willing to substitute for the above mentioned celebrities, but I won’t reveal who they are… WEG
Uhhh, females only.
WEG