As I was walking home from a bar late one night (I REFUSE to drink and drive), I came across several porno-mags on the side of the road. This reminded me of a question that has been plaguing me since my adolescence: Where do all those porno-mags on the side of the road come from, and more importantly, why.
When I was young, me and all my friend’s first experiences with anything even remotely sexual (not considering our mom’s copies of Cosmo) were the porno-mags we would find all the time on the side of the road. We would always debate how they got there. My idea back then was that porn dealers would use those locations as drop off points for a secret web of porn distribution (I was a very imaginative and sheltered youth) Recently, I prefer the theory that some guy’s girlfriend/wife/mother found them in the car and winged them out the window.
More likely, someone just got tired of them, and didn’t dare throw them in the trash, for fear of his garbagemen getting the wrong idea (or perhaps a slightly unsavory right idea). Anonymously dropped by the side of the road is better.
[sub]Not that I’d know anything about it, no sirree…[/sub]
What?
My guess would be that it’s guys buying porno mags to park somewhere and wank off. Then they dump 'em out the window so their wife/girlfriend doesn’t find them.
Not that I ever have or ever would do that…I would find a proper trash recepticle.
Anyway, I don’t have to do that…because I’m single and live alone.
It’s Johnny Pornoseed. He’s the one who plants porn in the woods near suburban neighborhoods, but I expect in urban areas he’d drop it off wherever convenient.
Perhaps someone bought some porn, got bored of it, and instead of trashing it left it somewhere where someone who couldn’t buy it for themselves could take it and, ah, enjoy it.
Maybe they remembered when they were young and other people left them porn on the pavement…
