Idiocracy.
“At this point, I don’t think anything would surprise me.”
“Ten bucks says you’re wrong.”
**Avengers **
See, we plan ahead, that way we don’t do anything right now. Earl explained it to me.
Ooh, I loved Tremors. I have a collection of the first four. Here’s a naughty one.
“The royal penis is clean, your Highness.”
Coming to America
“You’re killin’ me, Smalls!”
The Sandlot
[First Line]
“Pleased to meet you.”
Animal House?
“I’d rather have thirty minutes of wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special.”
Steel Magnolias
Hold on to your ass Fred!
Smokey and the Bandit
“Life is about people. It’s about connections. It’s not about cocks, and ass, and tits, and butthole pleasures; it’s not about these rusty trombones, and these dirty sanchez, and these Cincinnati bowties, and these pussy juice cocktail, and these shit stained balls…”
Not Animal House. It’s the first line from the Western Silverado. The film opens with a man dying of heat and thirst in the desert, and a second man appears, gets off his horse and gives him a drink from his canteen. The first line is the rescued man’s response.
The 40-Year-Old Virgin
“Okay, I need one each of the following tapes: Whispers in the Wind, To Each His Own, Put It Where It Doesn’t Belong, My Pipes Need Cleaning, All Tit-Fucking: Volume 8, I Need Your Cock, Ass-Worshipping Rim-Jobbers, My Cunt Needs Shafts, Cum Clean, Cum-Gargling Naked Sluts, Cum Buns 3, Cumming in Socks, Cum On Eileen, Huge Black Cocks with Pearly White Cum, Girls Who Crave Cock, Girls Who Crave Cunt, Men Alone 2: The KY Connection, Pink Pussy Lips, oh yeah, and, uh, All Holes Filled with Hard Cock.”
Clerks.
“Did you put shit in my salad?”
Click
“I’ll have what she’s having.”
When Harry Met Sally
“Tom Tuttle, Tacoma, Washington …”
Volunteers, a movie I like, and I don’t care what anyone else says.
“Bernice has left her cake out in the rain!”
The Adventures of Priscilla, Queen of the Desert (funny movie)
“Did you have a nightmare? I have nightmares, too. Someday I’ll explain it to you, why they came, why they won’t ever go away, but I’ll tell you how I survive it. I make a list in my head… of all the good things I’ve seen someone do. Every little thing I can remember. It’s like a game. I do it over and over. Gets a little tedious after all these years, but… there are much worse games to play.”
Hunger Games: Mockingjay II. (Which, by the way, I am still waiting for both Mockingjays to be available on cable or something.)
“Ernest…you PUSHED me down the stairs!”
Death Becomes Her
“Well… guess he won’t need me anymore. What does an actor want with a conscience, anyway?”
Pinocchio.
“Teacher says every time a bell rings, an angel gets its wings.”
It’s A Wonderful Life
“No! Don’t! There’s a-- a peck here with an acorn pointed at me!”
Willow. Loved that movie, I don’t know why Siskel and Ebert hated it so much.
“It’s not right for a woman to read. Soon she starts getting ideas and thinking.”