Beauty and the Beast
"Oh no, I can’t do anything to the death. Doctor’s orders. You see, I have this ulcer condition, and death is the worst thing for it. "
Love and Death
“I don’t know about you, but I take comfort in that. It’s good knowin’ he’s out there. The Dude. Takin’ 'er easy for all us sinners. Shoosh. I sure hope he makes the finals.”
The Big Lebowski
“Life is a banquet, and most poor suckers are starving to death.”
Auntie Mame
“I may be wrong, but I’d say you’re lucky to be alive. For that matter, I think we might say the same for the rest of Southern California.”
The China Syndrome.
“We are warriors, not merchants.”
“BUT YOU CAN STILL COUNT!”
The Fifth Elements
“You cannot pass! I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the Flame of Anor. The dark fire will not avail you, Flame of Udun! Go back to the shadow. You shall not pass!”
Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring
“If you’re Tanaka, then how do you feel about me?”
" I… love you."
“Well, I’m glad we got that out of the way.”
You Only Live Twice
“You’re such a good chicken strangler as I recall.”
Rope
“I don’t look at it as dropping out! I look at it as a very strategic career move.”
Grease
“Well, you better tuck that in. Gonna get that caught on a tripwire.”
Grease
“Oh, by the way, how was my funeral?”
“Lovely…”
“I wish I’d been there.”
My Favorite Wife.
In play:
“Well, you better tuck that in. Gonna get that caught on a tripwire.”
Forrest Gump
“I worked with Freud in Vienna. We broke over the concept of penis envy. Freud felt that it should be limited to women.”
Woody Allen’s Zelig.
The name’s Francis Sawyer, but everybody calls me Psycho. Any of you guys call me Francis . . . and I’ll kill you.
Stripes
“Can I call my folks and tell them I won’t be coming home… ever?”
Before Leroy Jethro Gibbs there was Shoop! Summer School (not a line delivered by Mark Harmon)
“There’s fuckin’ room to move as a fry cook. I could be manager in two years. King. God.”
Repo Man
“That’s what I love about these high school girls, man. I get older, they stay the same age.”
Dazed and Confused
“What the fuck are ‘robster craws?’”
Revenge of the Nerds
“This is for all you new people: I only have one rule. Everyone fights. No one quits. You don’t do your job, I’ll shoot you. Do you get me?”
Starship Troopers.
“My program will not allow me to act against an officer of this company.”