The Incredible Mr. Limpet
“Your eyes are full of hate, forty-one. That’s good. Hate keeps a man alive. It gives him strength.”
Ben-Hur
“Ego sum quis habitavit in Nerone.”
Exorcism of Emily Rose.
“I’m your boyfriend now, Nancy.”
A Nightmare on Elmstreet
“I just want to apologize to Mike’s mom, Josh’s mom, and my mom.”
Nightmare on Elm Street
“By the grace of God, and the name of the United States of America, I take possession of this planet on behalf of, and for the benefit of, all mankind.”
Destination Moon.
In play:
“I just want to apologize to Mike’s mom, Josh’s mom, and my mom.”
The Blair Witch Project
“Men are rats, listen to me, they’re fleas on rats, worse than that, they’re amoebas on fleas on rats. I mean, they’re too low for even the dogs to bite. The only man a girl can depend on is her daddy.”
Grease
“There’d been times I’d given my soul to cry like that.”
Victor/Victoria?
Lower. The pus that infects the mucous… that cruds up the fungus… that feeds on the pond scum. On the other hand, thank you… for loving me that much. That way, it’s - it’s pretty flattering.
My Best Friend’s Wedding
If this is a who-can-sink-lowest-fastest contest, you won. By showing him my letter, you have sunk below the deepest layer of prehistoric frog shit at the bottom of a New Jersey scum swamp.
Yes. Victor/Victoria.
*My Best Friend’s Wedding *
“What he did to Shakespeare we are now doing to Poland.”
The War of the Roses
To Be Or Not to Be.
“The sexes are equal with their erogenous zones blown sky-high!”
Batman Returns
"She’s got him covered in a sheet and she’s telling me this cock-and-bull story about this burgular, and how I ought to say it was me 'cuz I was sure to get off. ‘Help me Amos’, she says, ‘it’s my Goddamn hour of need’. "
Chicago
“This is for ladies only!”
[unzipping fly] “So is this, ma’am, but every now and then I have to run a little water through it.”
**My Favorite Year
**
“Woodstein!”
All the President’s Men.
“Celebrity marriages. They never last, do they?”
Shrek
“50 years old, what a birthday, goddamn 50 years old, been on the force 20 years, not a scratch on me, not a scar, got a wife, kids, a house, a fishing boat, but I can kiss all that goodbye because my new partner has a death wish, my fucking life is over.”
Lethal Weapon.
“You wouldn’t hit a guy with glasses?”
takes the guy’s glasses off and whacks him with them
“You hit a guy… WITH glasses. Well-played.”
Wreck It Ralph
You are the people’s one true god, for the time being. Permit us to worship you.
I have the above movie halfway memorized, I’ve watched it a lot!