Ben Hur
“Another thing I got is a sensk of humiligration. Now, maybe you swabs can pool your intelligensk and sees that I’m axking you for an apologeky.”
Popeye
‘Non’
Popeye (not much love for that film…but I enjoy it)
“You lookin’ for trouble, Doniphon?”
“You aim to help me find some?”
Silent Movie (made even more impressive by who says it)
Still in play:
“You lookin’ for trouble, Doniphon?”
“You aim to help me find some?”
The Man Who Shot Liberty Valance
“Wrong button, Max!”
The Great Race
“Look, maybe I didn’t say every single little tiny syllable, no. But basically I said them, yeah.”
Army of Darkness.
“The hospital, not the morgue!”
The Lincoln Lawyer
“A gun is a tool, Marian; no better or no worse than any other tool: an axe, a shovel or anything. A gun is as good or as bad as the man using it. Remember that.”
Shane
Who said anything about humans?
The Little Mermaid
“John Wayne? That’s a terrible cowboy name!”
Shanghai Noon
"I’m sorry, Wendy, but I don’t trust anything that bleeds for five days and doesn’t die. "
South Park: Bigger, Longer, and Uncut
“YOU POMPOUS ASS!”
Star Trek: The Voyage Home
No, there is another.
The Empire Strikes Back
“You’re gonna believe in Jesus Christ?”
“I know it sounds funny, but I’m gonna give it a try.”
Empire Strikes Back.
What kind of Supreme Being would condone such irony?
Tremors 3.
Still in play:
“You’re gonna believe in Jesus Christ?”
“I know it sounds funny, but I’m gonna give it a try.”
Hannah And Her Sisters
" One thing. Just one thing. You stick to that and the rest don’t mean shit. "
City Slickers
“If there’s something wrong, those who have the ability to take action have the responsibility to take action.”
City Slickers
“How many of you can read lips? (pause) No one? OK. Class dismissed.”
National Treasure
still in play: