Weekend At Bernie’s
“I remember sitting up there, blood on my knuckles, beer down my shirt, sick on my shoes and seeing the orange glow of a new dawn break and knowing in my heart life would never feel this good again. And you know what? It never did.”
The World’s End
“Hi. I’m Elle Woods and this is Bruiser Woods. We’re both Gemini vegetarians.”
Legally Blonde
I’ve seen more of this state’s poor cowboys, miners, railroaders and Indians go broke buyin’ pickup trucks. The poor people of this state are dope fiends for pickup trucks. As soon’s they get ten cents ahead they trade in on a new pickup truck. The families, homesteads, schools, hospitals and happiness of Montana have been sold down the river to buy pickup trucks!.. And there’s a sickness here worse than alcohol and dope. It is the pickup truck debt! And there’s no cure in sight.
Rancho Deluxe
Ask not what your rest home can do for you. Ask what you can do for your rest home.
Bubba Ho-Tep.
“So hand over any galaxies you may be carrying and step away from your busted-ass vehicle, and put your hands on your head.”
Men in Black
“Thank you, Ms. Fleming. You call me when the shuttle lands.”
Heathers.
“Do you believe in God, Mr. Le Chiffre?”
“No. I believe in a reasonable rate of return.”
Casino Royale (2006)
“Okay, here we go. Focus. Speed. I am speed. One winner, forty-two losers. I eat losers for breakfast. Breakfast? Maybe I should have had breakfast? Brekkie could be good for me. No, no, no, focus. Speed. Faster than fast, quicker than quick. I am Lightning.”
Cars
“And so, the next night, the ghost returned to the haunted cabin. And he said to the campers, “None of you really believe in me, so I’ll have to prove my power.” And the next morning, when the campers woke up, all of their old noses had grown back.”
Addams Family Values.
“You think you can steal from us and just walk away?”
“Yeah.”
The Dark Knight
“When you steal $600, you can just disappear. When you steal $600 million, they will find you – unless they think you’re already dead.”
Die Hard.
“If what I think is happening
Is happening
It better not be.”
The Fantastic Mr. Fox great quote, BTW.
easy one:
“This is Will Colson, the conductor speaking; just to let you know we’re gonna gonna run this bitch down.”
Unstoppable.
“If I were human, I believe my response would be… ‘go to Hell.’ If I were human.”
**Star Trek VI: The Undiscovered Country **
“He destroyed his mind with two deadly poisons - avarice and greed.”
The Count of Monte Cristo
“You’ll shoot your eye out.”
A Christmas Story
“To get back to the warning that I received, you may take it with however many grains of salt you wish, that the brown acid that is circulating around us is not specifically too good. It’s suggested that you do stay away from that. Of course, it’s your own trip, so be my guest. But please be advised that there is a warning on that one, okay?”
Woodstock
In the beginning, there was darkness. And the darkness was without form, and void.
*What the hell is he talking about? *
**And in addition to the darkness there was also me. And I moved upon the face of the darkness. And I saw that I was alone.
Let there be light.**
Dark Star Good ole’ Bomb 20…
“Your father is very nervous about this game. Look at me, young lady! Look at me! You’ve got to interpret the signals he gives off!”
“No problem! He always gives off the signals of a psychopathic killer, so it really doesn’t matter how you interpret them!”
The Great Santini
There’s a lot to be said for making people laugh. Did you know that that’s all some people have? It isn’t much, but it’s better than nothing in this cockeyed caravan.
trivia-hint: this '40s classic is whence the Coen brothers drew the title O Brother, Where art Thou?