Sullivan’s Travels (Thanks for the hint)
“When he’s 18 he can make his mind up whether he wants to be a capitalist or a rich communist.”
One, Two, Three
“Throw her back in, let the sharks protect themselves!”
The Big Broadcast of 1938*
Yes, I’d give the Devil benefit of law, for my own safety’s sake!
*The movie that introduced Bob Hope and Thanks for the Memories. Sigh
A Man for All Seasons
“Guys don’t talk to guys about guy problems. They just… punch each other on the shoulder.”
“That’s stupid!”
“To a girl! To a guy that’s, like, 6 months of therapy!”
Ice Age: Dawn of the Dinosaurs.
“Unexpected this is. And unfortunate.”
“Unfortunate that I know the truth?”
“No. Unfortunate that you rushed to face him, that incomplete was your training, that not ready for the burden were you.”
“I’m sorry.”
Return of the Jedi (Star Wars 6)
Louison: This is a job for the Australian!
Delicatessen.
“You’ve buttered your bread. Now SLEEP in it!”
Pinocchio
“Why ain’t you dead?”
“No excuse, sir!”
No Time For Sergeants
“You should’ve gone to China you know 'cause I hear they give babies away like free iPods.”
Juno (nice little movie)
“What is Jerusalem worth?”
“Nothing.” <pause> “Everything!”
Kingdom of Heaven
Fuck a lot of women, kid, I have no reason to lie to you. Not just one, a lot of women.
Little Miss Sunshine
Free Hot dogs here-all you can eat. Get your foot long and a bag of nuts.
Me, Myself & Irene
Get your weight guessed right here! Only a buck! Actual live weight guessing! Take a chance and win some crap!
The Jerk
Each year one hundred thousand baseball bats are sold in Russia, and at most 50 baseballs. Gives an idea for great Russian pastime.
Hardcore Henry
Surprised this hasn’t been listed yet, fits the category to a tee:
“Fill your hand, you son of a bitch!”
True Grit
Emergency! Emergency! Everybody to get from street!
The Russians are Coming! The Russians are Coming!
“Ladies don’t start fights, but they can finish them.”
The Aristocats.
“But this is a shop for ladies.”
“Oh, we won’t bite you. 'Til we know you better.”
Hint: Best Picture winner.
West Side Story
May I ask why you felt little Tiffany deserved to die?