What would the lingee prefer I do after surfacing? Should I discretely wipe my face; or is it no big deal?
I’ve always assumed that the last thing on the mind of the recipient of my attentions would be a triviality like that.
Whatever you do, do not get up to wash your face, or you may find that when you come back to bed, someone’s taken your place.
I have a beard so I usually go for a discrete wipe with my hand to get most of the moisture. I sometimes try to discretely wipe my face on the sheets while hoping my partner’s so zoned out she doesn’t notice the weirdo rubbing his face on the sheets.
I’m also a firm believe in “the messier the better” when it comes to sex, so I wouldn’t want a partner who cared all that much.
Good ole sloppy make out session. Get all those bodily fluids intermingling. 
Nitpick: in this context, it’s discreet, not discrete.
You’re breakin’ my heart.
I don’t mind coming up for a kiss… but a fun and discrete way to get some of those fluids off your face is to give kisses back up the body. Don’t drag your face like you’re wiping it, but a flurry of kisses on the thigh or breast will leave some of the fluids there, as well as keep her aroused on the way back up.
I can’t imagine any sane, reasonable person taking offense to it. It’s not like using mouthwash or breath mints immediately after going down on someone. No one likes having juices dripping down their face even if they thoroughly enjoyed what they ate (figuratively or literally).
Speak for yourself. :dubious:
I always give a nice sloppy french kiss right after.
Yes. You’ve got the foundation for a snowball in place.
Thanks, You just blew my mind
Hey, Lumpy. I am only one woman of billions, and at times I wonder if I am even worthy of giving an opinion on what women like, but I’ll try.
I think the best immediate action would probably be to NOT wipe, make eye contact, and smile. Then you can gauge what she’s feeling and be subtly sexy/reassuring by making the eye contact and smile. You probably don’t need to say anything, and can probably wipe after that. But, I think an insecure woman, if you wipe before offering some reassurance, might internalize some worry that she was too wet or somehow gross. Don’t make wiping the first priority, is all I can really offer.
Good luck!
Tell her she’s sleeping on the wet spot.
I’m just glad that the thread title didn’t include the dreaded phrase “Need answer fast”…
Oh, Cecilia, …
My main concern is that she might not want a facefull of her own musk. Thanks for the answer!
I keep a small hand towel in the top drawer of my night stand. I slip it out if needed and use it when the deed is done. The next day I will find a fresh towel in my night stand.
Why is a French kiss like a toothpick?
[spoiler]Both can be used at either end. 
(Seemed appropriate in this thread.) [/spoiler]