Men, do you wash your,

yep, your penis.
Many (okay, a few) women have told me that a lot of men seemingly don’t. One woman very recently brought it up (heh heh) so I decided that, having no personal experience, I’d ask.
Me? I can’t imagine not washing.
Input from knowledgible women is welcome.
Peace,
Happy Earth Day,
mangeorge

How can you not? I mean, it’s RIGHT THERE!

:eek:

Of course. Sometimes I even wash other people’s penises for fun and pleasure.

Seemingly don’t?

Hell, sometimes it takes longer to wash that than everything else put together.

Is that wrong?

Yes. Couldn’t imagine not doing so.

I scrub and scrub and scrub and scrub and scrub and scrub and scrub and scrub and scrubandscrubandscrubandscrubandscruband and then I want a cigarette.

Maybe, but who wants to be right all the time?

I agree with this:

Besides which, before some activities I will wash ONLY my penis. After all, who wants to intimately associate themselves with someone else’s body part that’s been smothered inside layers of clothes in a sweat-intensive part of the body for several hours beforehand?

Seems only common courtesy, if you’ve got the time.

“They stink, and there’s stuff on it.”
I don’t think I’ll ask “what stuff”.
:smiley:
Anybody know?

Not for profit?

I can’t imagine NOT washing Mr. Happy.

Frequently.
Extensively.

I’ll be back in a while. Don’t wait up.

And then does it burn and burn and burn and burn and burn and burn and burn and burn?

ETA: Yeah, I do.

Croutons?

I mean actively wash. Incidental run-off doesn’t count.

Whenever possible, I even enlist help.
In case there’s a spot I missed.

Some guys don’t wash particularly well ANYWHERE and I think it’s more pronounced if it’s the man bits, 'cus they can get smelly pretty quick, and you’re more likely to be up close and personal with them, if ya know what I mean.

FWIW, the chance of women (well, me anyway) getting up close and personal with your man bits increases dramatically when washing happens regularly…

It depends on whether I used enough soap.

Just last week I had occasion to eavesdrop on a conversation a group of female friends were having. They were discussing the different ways they manipulate their menfolk into bathing daily. Most of their men apparently bathe 2-3 times per week, an insuffucuent amount which drove all the ladies nuts. (Not in a good way.)

I don’t know what shocked me more - the revelation that lots of guys don’t bathe very often, or the revelation that women do in fact get together and discuss the best ways to manipulate their menfolk. (I always had a sneaking suspicion…)

me: Yep, every day.

Not yet. Hmm, you’ve given me something to think about.