Not sure how you would not wash it.
On the other hand, washing your crack in the back is something that’s easily bypassed, and this was done in my callow youth.
Twice a day and until it’s squeaky clean .
I’ll go you one further. I shampoo.
Are you implying that my penis is comma-esque in size? HAVE AT YE!
(and yeah, how can you not?)
[QUOTE=Hung Mung]
I’ll go you one further. I shampoo.
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Ah, but do you condition?
[QUOTE=Projammer]
I can’t imagine NOT washing Mr. Happy.
Frequently.
Extensively.
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As flattering as this may be, I can wash myself, thank you very much.
Yes. Regularly. Balls and ass too. If I don’t, I don’t feel really clean.
Of course. With steel wool, even.
[QUOTE=Leviosaurus]
I don’t know what shocked me more - the revelation that lots of guys don’t bathe very often, or the revelation that women do in fact get together and discuss the best ways to manipulate their menfolk. (I always had a sneaking suspicion…)
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What were the best ways?
[QUOTE=Antigen]
Ah, but do you condition?
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I use a 2-in-1, all my hair cleansing needs in one convenient bottle.
Good lord yes. Not many things are both hygenic and fun.
[QUOTE=Autolycus]
Are you implying that my penis is comma-esque in size? HAVE AT YE!
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Can you say, “projection”?
[QUOTE=Antigen]
Ah, but do you condition?
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Hell yes, after a daily washing of between 15 and 35 minutes, it’s in great condition. Clean, too.
Unfortunately I wash it by myself these days, but regardless I always wash it thoroughly.
When you’re Hung, you gotta shampoo, condition, blowdry and then apply pomade just to be sure.
Things get a mite uncomfortable down there if not washed on a regular basis.
[QUOTE=Antigen]
Ah, but do you condition?
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Lather.
Rinse.
Repeat.
[QUOTE=Jackknifed Juggernaut]
Yes. Regularly. Balls and ass too. If I don’t, I don’t feel really clean.
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::Mom, sometimes I just don’t feel fresh…::
[QUOTE=Contrapuntal]
What were the best ways?
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They usually involved getting it on right after the guy showered, which pretty much defeats the purpose, in my opinion.
[QUOTE=Cervaise]
Of course. With steel wool, even.
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What about a bottle brush?
what, you don’t do the inside too??
[QUOTE=ShibbOleth]
Lather.
Rinse.
Repeat.
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Emphasis on the “repeat”.