A family was in the woods, having a picnic.
The little boy came to his dad and said “i gotta pee, and there’s no bathroom”.
“Just go behind a bush”
'What? I don’t know how"
Dad say’s, sarcastically “It’s easy, son. One, take it out. Two, pull the skin back. Three, pee. Four, push the skin over it. five, put it away. You’re done.”
The kid’s gone for a long time and dad begins to worry so he goes to find his son. As he nears the bush, he hears this littie voice, "two. four, two, four, two…
He probably washed when he got home.
That’s 'cause you’ve been brain-washed (and don’t even know it).
I can’t imagine not showering everyday and not including the whole underwear area in the process.
In fact, sometimes the second shower of the day is what I call a “strategic” shower. Genitals, butt and armpits only.
So you don’t rinse and repeat?
I must be “whooshed” here, because I don’t see where where you see Leviosaurus being brain-washed. :dubious:
Before, during, or after washing? 
A towel rack perhaps?
You just need to present to the shower. If you have a shower head that can be turned to a narrow stream, it hoses things off quite nicely.
That’s called a “Pits 'n Bits” shower.
Sometimes I’m amazed at how quickly my man can get showered and dressed. Then later, when I’m discovering lint, I realize his speed results from skipping the drying part.
It’s a joke related to the fact that he overheard women talking about how to finagle their men into bathing and the fact that he said he washes everyday. Not that hard really. Oops.
I just walked in…
So we’re talking about knob polishing, huh?
“Penis” was not anywhere on my list of expected body parts for this thread.
I understand that some people neglect to wash the spot – and that’s bad enough. But how do you skip that? It’s not hard to reach, it’s not uncomfortable to touch, and it gets all manky if you don’t clean it – especially if you use it from time to time. 
Then again, I remember an episode of Happy Days that I saw around 1977, where the suggestion that Arthur Fonzerelli’s grooming routine involved cleaning his tongue was treated as an absurd joke. (“You brush your tongue? Ewww!”) Uhhhh… okay. Just clean around it, then. Whatever makes you happy, compost-breath.
I guess I shouldn’t be surprised if there are guys walking around out there cultivating tempeh in their tighty-whities.
If your not cut, you pretty much have to. Or not get any oral for the rest of your life.
Quoting a male friend: “It’s my dick, I’ll wash it as long as I want to!”
(I’m female. I have no experience with men who do not wash often and thoroughly.)
Well, if you’re really following those instructions, you’ll never finish. They’re written as an endless loop.
I wash it at least once a day, and feel that towels are too harsh.
I prefer to be blown dry.
FML
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[woman here] I’m big on personal hygiene, and I like my partner clean, too. On the occasion that my guy wants get snuggly without bathing (“I just had a shower this mooorning!”) I find that offering to join him in the shower seems to banish the reluctance.
I don’t know about men in general washing their peerless parts (certainly they’re very clean when I’m through washing them 
), but I had a male roommate once who showered only a couple of times a week. If he had a date, he’d add an extra shower on the special night. He worked in construction! I don’t know how he ever got women to go out with him.
Since this is basically a poll, I’ll move it to IMHO for you.
Cajun Man
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Hey Cajun Man, I think you misspelled “pole.”
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