[QUOTE=Rigamarole]
Emphasis on the “repeat”.
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A family was in the woods, having a picnic.
The little boy came to his dad and said “i gotta pee, and there’s no bathroom”.
“Just go behind a bush”
'What? I don’t know how"
Dad say’s, sarcastically “It’s easy, son. One, take it out. Two, pull the skin back. Three, pee. Four, push the skin over it. five, put it away. You’re done.”
The kid’s gone for a long time and dad begins to worry so he goes to find his son. As he nears the bush, he hears this littie voice, "two. four, two, four, two…
He probably washed when he got home.
[QUOTE=Leviosaurus]
Just last week I had occasion to eavesdrop on a conversation a group of female friends were having. They were discussing the different ways they manipulate their menfolk into bathing daily. Most of their men apparently bathe 2-3 times per week, an insuffucuent amount which drove all the ladies nuts. (Not in a good way.)
I don’t know what shocked me more - the revelation that lots of guys don’t bathe very often, or the revelation that women do in fact get together and discuss the best ways to manipulate their menfolk. (I always had a sneaking suspicion…)
me: Yep, every day.
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That’s 'cause you’ve been brain-washed (and don’t even know it).
[QUOTE=yIIa]
Not sure how you would not wash it.
On the other hand, washing your crack in the back is something that’s easily bypassed, and this was done in my callow youth.
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You just need to present to the shower. If you have a shower head that can be turned to a narrow stream, it hoses things off quite nicely.
[QUOTE=mangeorge]
“They stink, and there’s stuff on it.”
I don’t think I’ll ask “what stuff”.
Anybody know?
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Sometimes I’m amazed at how quickly my man can get showered and dressed. Then later, when I’m discovering lint, I realize his speed results from skipping the drying part.
[QUOTE=mangeorge]
I must be “whooshed” here, because I don’t see where where you see Leviosaurus being brain-washed. :dubious:
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It’s a joke related to the fact that he overheard women talking about how to finagle their men into bathing and the fact that he said he washes everyday. Not that hard really. Oops.
“Penis” was not anywhere on my list of expected body parts for this thread.
I understand that some people neglect to wash the spot – and that’s bad enough. But how do you skip that? It’s not hard to reach, it’s not uncomfortable to touch, and it gets all manky if you don’t clean it – especially if you use it from time to time.
Then again, I remember an episode of Happy Days that I saw around 1977, where the suggestion that Arthur Fonzerelli’s grooming routine involved cleaning his tongue was treated as an absurd joke. (“You brush your tongue? Ewww!”) Uhhhh… okay. Just clean around it, then. Whatever makes you happy, compost-breath.
I guess I shouldn’t be surprised if there are guys walking around out there cultivating tempeh in their tighty-whities.
[woman here] I’m big on personal hygiene, and I like my partner clean, too. On the occasion that my guy wants get snuggly without bathing (“I just had a shower this mooorning!”) I find that offering to join him in the shower seems to banish the reluctance.
I don’t know about men in general washing their peerless parts (certainly they’re very clean when I’m through washing them ), but I had a male roommate once who showered only a couple of times a week. If he had a date, he’d add an extra shower on the special night. He worked in construction! I don’t know how he ever got women to go out with him.
A towel rack perhaps?
), but I had a male roommate once who showered only a couple of times a week. If he had a date, he’d add an extra shower on the special night. He worked in construction! I don’t know how he ever got women to go out with him.