Of course not. That would make me gay, now wouldn’t it? Ha. Thought you’d trapped me. Well, I’m smarter than that.
No matter how much I scrub it with the brush, it’s still dirty dirty dirty.
That’s so fucking hot. You have plans for dinner tonight?
I realize I made a few joke posts without actually answering the question.
When I shower, which is at least once a day, I wash everything. I wash my stomach, and I wash my thighs. It would be silly to skip anything in between.
And I generally don’t lather, rinse, and repeat repeat repeat repeat repeat. Internet porn and voluminous streaming water don’t make a good mix. I went through six keyboards before finding that out.
Pubes, however, make an excellent soap dish. Lather up the nads, and there’s a ready supply of suds to do my lower half. Pretty handy when you have to wash with one hand and hold onto the towel bar with the other.
Even with trimmed pubes, there are suds aplenty to finish the task.
I knew somebody had to say it.
This is so simple is laughable: * shower with the guy*. Worked like a charm for me. Now, we have a two-person shower. 
DustyButt…could there BE a better username for this thread?!
Dude! T M fuckin I!
Sorry, my bad. From now on I’ll stick to talking about my penis.
As everyone’s said, washing the penis has its own positive reinforcement mechanism, so why wouldn’t guys do it? 
Here’s a YouTube video that mentions this:
Jesus, of course! What a stupid question…
This was something of a topic last year. My input is that you can’t just wave a bar of soap at it and declare it clean. Takes some scrubbing, particularly after sexual activity. Otherwise you’re left with a lingering film of smegma. Health classes should explain that. The penis has lots of folds when flaccid which makes a better breeding ground for germs. Foreskins add to the surface area needing attention.
JM2C
Beware of Dong is circumcised and rarely requires more than a cursory lathering-up to keep him as fresh as milady could possibly require, assuming she actually existed.
Been told that cut or uncut really doesn’t make a lot of difference. Don’t know for sure, though.
And we really don’t want to restart that tired old dabate here, right?
This has been a lot more fun than I expected. 
mangeorge
Mean people suck.
I think it was Seinfeld that said men take showers and just rub right in the center of the chest the whole time because that is easiest and seems productive. I realized that is true but if you just throw it over your shoulder, your dick is right there as well.
It’s an achievement enough to actually get them to pay attention past where you explain that you insert Tab A into Slut B (badabump!). Or indeed to actually have anything past that other than “Yes, babies come this way but OMFG, Don’t Do It!!!” in health or sex education classes in much of the USA. But yes, alas, there are quite a number of men who do not regularly wash the Noble Parts, or for that matter any parts.
My reaction to the idea that some men don’t wash them AT ALL, is: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek: :eek:
Shagnasty, given that your dick is apparently on your shoulder, do you have trouble maintaining coitus?
Now I can’t get the movie “The Meaning of Life” out of my head.
I always follow the lead of women. Prepwork is always appreciated. Once had a woman recoil from the taste of soap. Maybe they should come out with a rum flavored cleanser. Yes, I just thought of crèmesicle as a flavor for all you sick people who were going to post.
Maybe you should change his name. Could be scaring them away.