AKA The Iraqi Minister of Information. As others have commented, the guy’s ability to get in front of the cameras and utterly deny the Coalition accounts of the battlefield events with a straight face is utterly amazing. Rather than hijack the thread commenting on his abilities, I’d thought I’d start a new one discussing possible careers he could hold after the war.
Trading Spaces: The Dictator’s Edition!: Various dictators exchange palaces and redecorate them.
BB: What do you mean lepard print and red velour don’t go well with one another! They’re naturals for one another! And what’s wrong with painting solid gold bathroom fixtures fushia? Anyone can have gold bathroom fixtures, but not everyone can see the beauty in painting them fushia!
Ebert & Baghdad Bob: No more of Roper’s fawning comments on Ebert’s reviews! BB tells it like it is!
BB: How can you say Tom Hanks is a great actor? No one thinks that he’s a decent actor! Right now, hundreds of Hollywood extras are marching on Tom Hanks’s home in protest of his horrible performances!
Iron Chef: BB’s a judge, who let’s you know how the food really tastes!
BB: Back when we were beating back the American aggressors, those of us in the Iraqi government went without food so that the people of Iraq wouldn’t starve. I have to tell you, it was rough one us, we were forced to our medals to survive! I can tell you that if someone had presented a meal like this to us during that time, we still would have eaten our medals than endure something so awful!
Enron Spokesman: He’ll set the record straight about those reports of “creative accounting!”
BB: We’re not broke! We’ve got plenty of money! As a matter of fact, we’re planning a hostile take over of Microsoft because we’ve got so much money and we don’t know what to do with it all!
