Ron Howard has had a long career, Tom opined.
I laughed out loud at this one!
“I have fond memories of PSV, Manchester United, Lazio, AC Milan, and Ajax,” Stammered Tom.
“I dread the thought of reading about myself,” Tom said stratospherically.
“Seeing how brief your shorts are, your member is quite visible,” said Tom, his own participle dangling.
“I think we should have a ban on Tuna,” Tom said proficiently.
Haaaaa!!!
“Forget Alex Rodriguez, his brother Pedro really is something,” Tom prodded.
“Scarlett: do I give a damn?” asked Tom, rhetorically
“It’s time everyone knew that I prefer men,” said Tom, fabulously
“Ferrous…let’s see…is that 2+ or 3+?” wondered Tom, ironically.
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“I hate Saskatchewan,” Tom stated flatly
“I really like shows about NYC 20-somethings” said Tom friendly.
“I really like the Law & Order franchises” said Tom arrestingly.
“What’s the news headline today?” asked Tom miraculously.
“Clean out my closet!” said Tom (Cruise), anally.
“Those body thetans give me engrams” said Tom clammily.
“Cobblers!” Tom said at last.
“You pulled my arm out of its socket” said Tom disjointedly
“I love reading Reader’s Digest while eating Campbell’s soup” said Tom condensely
“I really liked Keanu in the Bill and Ted movies,” said Tom woefully.
“I think the cat needs to pee,” Tom said, literally.
“To you he’s President Carter; to me he’s just Dad,” Tom said amiably.
“No, my voice is not getting lower!” Tom flatly refused.
“No, I am not gay!” Tom said, with a straight face.
“Guess I’ll settle for Secretary of State,” Tom said hilariously.
“Nevermore,” quoth Tom, ravenously.
“I have diarrhea,” Tom gushed.
“There’s no more weed left,” Tom said stonily.
“Try some FDS,” Tom said funkily.
“Tom thinks I’m frigid,” she said icily.
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“I like Jessica Biel’s butt,” Tom said asininely.
“I’m into wife-swapping,” Tom said adulterously.
“Have you tried anal?” Tom prodded.
“My grandmother is kind of hot,” Tom said incestuously.
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“I dropped out of school”, Tom said classlessly.
“My foot’s gone to sleep”, Tom said comatosely.
“I’ve lost my wand”, Tom said disenchantedly.
“The pigs are quiet”, Tom said disgruntledly.
“I’m living under canvas”, Tom said intently.
“Now turn by 90 degrees”, Tom said normally.
“I’ve never been in a car crash”, Tom said recklessly.
“I was laid off and I lost my job”, Tom said redundantly.