This is also the first I’ve heard of these (Tom said initially). Fun!
“And no one should wear briefs,” Tom commanded
“I’m really a beaver,” Tom said accidentally
“That’s no moon,” Tom said Wanly.
Some of these went over my head until I realized my pronunciation was different from the author’s (succinct, derisive).
Well played! 
“I have a nosebleed,” Tom gushed.
“Well, if you’re Catholic, and you had a hamburger for lunch on Friday…” Tom insinuated.
“You used that excuse last month,” Tom said periodically.
“Turkish baths reduce belly fat,” Tom said abstemiously.
“I voted for Tarquin Fin-tim-lin-bin-whin-bim-lim-bus-stop-f’tang-f’tang-olé-biscuitbarrel,” Tom said superciliously.
“Only an idiot would spell ‘Breath Savers’ with a ‘w’!” Tom said vehemently.
“Perfect, imperfect, past historic, future… who cares?” Tom said tensely.
“For hate’s sake I spit my last breath at thee!” Tom wailed.
“Yes, I have a card of the same rank,” Tom snapped.
“It’s the ratio of the opposite side to the hypotenuse,” Tom signed.
“Male bees… male bees… male bees…” Tom droned.
“It’s your birthday tomorrow, son. You won’t be eight any more,” said Tom benignly.
“I put the tent peg through my foot,” Tom said painstakingly.
“I’ll just stay in prison,” Tom said guardedly.
“This place looks exactly like the other place where I park my boat,” Tom said paradoxically.
SSG Schwartz
“I wish Dr. Barnaard had been able to finish the job,” said Tom halfheartedly.
“Pass the Angostura,” Tom said bitterly.
I don’t care for Mary Ann at all," said Tom gingerly.
“The Stand is my favorite book,” Tom said superfluously.
“I farted,” said Alex P. Keaton’s sister, malodorously.
“Keanu Reaves took me underwater in a boat,” Tom said subduedly.
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Hey, that’s good!
I don’t get it.
The Stand opens with a massive illness that wipes out most of the human race.
“I am going to throw this pumpkin” said Tom smashingly.
“I am the Captain when it comes to treating the superflu epidemic” Tom said trippingly.
“Err…can someone tell me if there’s an evil wizard growing from the back of my head?” Tom asked querulously.
“Geez, you’ve been hanging out all night!” Tom said crossly.
“I prefer not to use iron golf clubs” said Tiger, woodenly x 2.