This could explain why Mississippi women go apeshit over this Minnesota boy. Although, upon further reflection I realize that interest has usually begun to form before they even hear me speak. Interesting. I need to move there.
Mauvaise has the dip on the inside of the hip totally correct. I could live there. Its perfect to pet. It fits cheekbones perfectly and is close enough to a guy’s penis that I can usually tongue him. No place is safer/warmer/happier in the world.
Getting my neck nibbled/bitten. I melt, die and am re-born in a neck nibble.
Chest hair. Curly, nuzzley chest hair that is meant to be toyed with.
Man… i donn’t know if i’m going to be able to finish off this list with out calling someone i’ll regret… but what the hell
Hair, good lord i love women with long hair, i can (and have) gone on for hours about how much i love long hair, i really really like long hair.
A small tattoo, i dont really know why, but i’ve found some people totally unattractive untill i’ve found out or seen that they have a small tattoo (don’t care where)
And Finally, love of all loves, the thing that will knock my flat out on the floor in under a second:
A BANDADA lord jumpin jesus i love bandanas, and if you get all three of these togather… well i’ve got to be careful, i’ve got a weak heart…
I’ve also got a thing for women who look just slightly crazy, not loony crazy, more like “so… you wanna go to Mexico tonight?” crazy.
Upham (where’s my phone…)
This is going to sound like a pat answer but…brains.
No, no; I’m not saying you have to saw of the top of your skull and show me your glistening brainpan. If I’m talking to a man or a woman and he or she really captures my interest with something they’re saying (and I know it’s not “they,” and shaddup), they become more and more attractive to me.
A friend told me I was more rare than a unicorn, because I said I would be FAR more interested in sleeping with a 300-pound man who stimulated me mentally than a buff frat-boy type who didn’t.
I also like brains. My current SO and I met online; up until the day we met in person, I had seen only a very old picture of her. But we had talked for hours on end online. We’re still together a twenty months later.
I have other turn-ons, of course. One thing I love is a woman going barefoot while in jeans or long pants. Spring here on the lawns at the center of campus is very nice.
How come there aren’t any websites that specifically have this? I mean I looked all over the Internet. Not pornography or anything, but just showing these ‘pleasure trails’ in all of their glory. Yes, glory, that aptly describes this phenomena.
Though, if it is a nudie site that features this. Mind slipping a friendly email to Honesty@play.net?
Nice hands. I’d have a hard time being with a man who’s a mechanic or does anything that keeps his hands in a permanent dirty/rough state. I don’t mind a little bit of roughness, but they need to be clean. This is really my only physical requirement for a guy.
I’m one of those who goes for brains, too. I had a LTR with a man 16 years my senior, seriously overweight, and not very physically attractive a few years back–but he turned me on from the neck up first. That’s what got me in the first place, and kept me there for quite some time. An intelligent conversation turns me on more than anything.
*chest hair “You’re hairy like animal!” Russian accent
*KILTS! Especially when worn by a guy with strong, hairy, soccer legs…oh the guys at Ren Faire…mmmm
*Boy Scouts–Okay, so this doesn’t apply to me as much anymore since most Boy Scouts are younger than me now, but a few years ago, seeing a Boy Scout in that tan uniform…ooo boy! And those socks! YEAH! Most of my boyfriends were Boy Scouts…
A hairy body. Hair on the chest, hair on the back, hairy arms, legs, toes, fingers… Rrrooowrr. Some chest hair at a bare (pardon the pun) minimum; the only way there can be too much hair is if you can’t see the skin underneath.
Goatees. I love this trend.
Long hair (on men). Not that I wouldn’t date someone with a short haircut, but long hair gets me all hot and bothered.
Dark hair and grey hair.
Mental:
Intelligence is an absolute must. Especially if it shows up as a way with words. This draws me like a magnet draws iron. The board has really spoiled me with this one, as this describes nearly every guy on here(yes, you too, Cheffie)
