First day in first grade for the fluffinator…
My name is Neva… that would be like knee-vah… teacher pronounces it nev-ah… I perk up, and in my most precocious everybody-at-home-thinks-I’m-cute first grader voice, say, Nevah call me Nevah, my name is Neva… her response, “Well, Neva, you may sit in the hall until you are told otherwise.”
Not precisely the response I was looking for…
They call me Lee.
Which is a good thing, because that’s my name.
But you can call me Baggie. 
::tries to look mean and tough::
Ahhh, to hell with it, just call me
Keith
Michael. Most call me Mike.
(I bet yall’d never guess my last name ;))
Nora. Am I the only one?
“Torberg” actually is my real first name.
“Tor” for short. And no…there’s no “h” in it. Anywhere. It’s neither “Thor” nor “Thorberg.” For some strange reason a lot of people seem to have difficulty with this concept.
Jessica
also will answer to Jennifer; for some reason I get called that a lot.
Gerard, but I am never called that, as a kid I was “Buddy” then “Bud” and later “Jerry” - Incidently I was named after my maternal great-aunt who was a nun, Sister Gerard. How many other guys get named after a nun?
Also by the way, Gerard = Firm Spear
no non lo e!! ci sono dei stupidotteri che non capiscono quel fatto!
My birth certificate and drivers license both read Douglas. But you’d better have a darn good reason for calling me anything other than Doug if you’re talking directly to me. I haven’t yet felt like a “Douglas” at any time during this lifetime.
And God help you if you try calling me Doogie. 
Are you calling her stupid or fat?? :mad:
Only I can call her that! 
Paul.
Named for all the famous Pauls you can think of. No really. I am. I mean it. Seriously.
u don’t speak italian do you. no i was calling her neither stupid nor fat. audrey’s not even the subject of the sentence.
:mad: The HELL you can, buster! :mad:
[sub]I am sooooo going to get even!
I knew that nuns could be tough, but man, to be called “Firm Spear”? Jeesh, I wouldn’t want to run into her.
I’m Richard. But a few of my oldest friends actually do call me Ugly.
Ugly
Lisa
Cecil. This is the only place that I am proud.
(hijack) unusual middle names? Mine is Isabelle (nickname Gir).