Post your original "Two types of People" Jokes.

Cafe Society
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There are two kinds of people in the world: cat lovers and devil worshippers

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I use a gray background, which kind of ruined it. But his spoiler one was pretty good! :smiley:

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What’s wrong with seal-clubbing?

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There are two kinds of people in the world: seal-clubbers and environazis. :wink:

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There are three types of people, those good at math and those who aren’t

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[Serial Killer version]
There are two types of people – those buried in shallow graves just outside the rest area on I-70, and those on the list.

[Religious Nut version]
There are two types of people – those who believe in God, and those who will suffer eternal torment in hell because they don’t believe in God.

[Narcissist version]
There are two types of people – myself, and…why say more?

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Thought of this one last night, and just had to share.

There are three types of people in the world.

  1. Those who divide the types and place them on a numbered list.
  2. Those that eschew the numbered list idea altogether.
  3. Hi Opal!
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There are two types of people: Those who finish their jokes.

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There are two great secrets to success:

  1. Don’t tell 'em everything you know.
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There are two types of people in the world, those with ADD and… Hey, look. There’s a unicorn!

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There are two types of zombies, one who eats brains and the other who is an eight-year-old thread that would not die.

There are 10 types of people, 1 type who understands hex code and F all the other types.

A CookingWithGas original

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There are two types of people in the world: Those who resurrect an 8-year-old thread only to repeat a joke that was already told 8 years ago in that thread, and ZOMBIES!!!

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There are two types of cats in the box - alive and dead.

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Along the same lines:
There are two types of people in the world: Those who need closure

meh, are any of these really original? I don’t think so. The binary one is just LESS original.