Captain Picard and Commander (?)Laforge are on an arceological dig in the ruins of ancient Seattle.
“I think I found something, Captain,” Laforge says.
“What is it?” Picard inquires.
“It appears to be an ancient machine designed to attach pieces of fabric to each other.” Laforge replies.
“It’s in pretty good shape,” Laforge continues. “I bet with a little work I could make it run!”
“Make it sew,” Picard intones.
I think it was John Henson from Talk Soup who said that “Trekkie” was Klingon for loser. Funny.
Klingons are so tough, their parachutes open on impact.
What does the Starship Enterprise and a roll of toilet paper have in common?
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They both travel to Uranus and wipe out Klingons.
What’s brown, smelly, and lives on the Starship Enterprise?
The Captain’s log.
SPOOF, you crack me up. I have to remember that one.
Q: How many Klingons does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: None. Klingons aren’t afraid of the dark.
Q: How many ears does Captain Kirk have?
A: Three - a left ear, a right ear, and a final frontier.
first Klingon - Klee nohkk Ferengi ghee zhlyokth nech?
second Klingon - Keoghna neglechth, klee nohkk?
first Klingon - Zdvah! q’rak alank DONHK!
BWAAA HAA HAA HAA HAA
<man, that cracks me up EVERY time!>
Real Trekies exercise at the, “He’s Dead Gym”.
[sub]I’m so sorry.[/sub]
[Worf]
You know Commander Laforge. You’re the closest thing to a Klingon female on this ship.
[/Worf]
