I just thought of another: one. word. sentences.
Sure, it’s done to emphasize how stabby it makes people (see what I did there? And that’s another–“I see what you did there,” but that’s not the point of this post), but like those…who…don’t…like…ellipses…used…in…writing…using one word per sentence is distracting, and irritating. The only good thing is it’s not used for a paragraph, and is usually very short, as in:
“Best. Pizza. Evah!”
But cut it out.
Actually, that reminds me of one. “Evah!” I don’t know why, it just bugs me. Does anybody even pronounce the word that way? Is this attempting to mock some particular pronunciation? I don’t care. Stop doing it. It bugs me.
The worst thing ever in the the history of stuff, is when a thread is on a particular topic and some weenies sole contribution is to “call” for somebody else to come answer the question.
So you will have a Lord of the Rings question, and some gormless twat will feel the need to post
What. The. Fuck.
If the other person wants to comment on the fucking thread then he will comment on it, does he really need some dumb prick who doesn’t actually have anything to offer standing fapping expectantly waiting for his wisdom?
Maybe whoever thinks you should go fuck yourself.
People who preach even handedness and tolerance to others… in Pit threads.
That’s place you go to vent so that you can be even handed out in real life.
[quote=“Gary “Wombat” Robson, post:160, topic:601999”]
I promise I shall never mention my cat, Arthur, in a hypothetical dating thread.
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If I can just get one person to irritate me a little less, I’d say my work here is done.
You people are funny. This really made me laugh.
Generally, that bugs me, too, although I have to say there have been a few threads I’ve missed, and I found my way into them by doing a vanity search on my name and finding such a page.
But, maybe instead of typing “paging bucketybuck” in the thread, people could actually send a PM to bucketybuck saying “check out this thread.” Seems much more efficient to me.
It’s like “kitteh.” I have never in my life met anyone who pronounces the word that way. We all pronounce kitty as KIT-tee, not KIT-teh. That spelling annoys me no end.
I’m hoping this is a sly comment and not you interpreting my post as anything other than a glaring example of what I was talking about, for effect. Otherwise, consider yourself whooshed. 
Another one I thought of is people who refer to themselves in the third person. I don’t understand the motivation for doing so and would never do it myself, so it just grinds my gears when I read it. Are people so fond of their own name/alias that they must repeat it themselves as much as possible?
A second interpretation of Mince’s post occurred to me. I did over-format the post for effect, essentially doing my own pet peeve. My only excuse is that I meant for my own post to be the sole example, so as not to name names. Then I figured I should just link to an example anyways, and didn’t think to unformat the post. So I think I may have whooshed myself in there somehow!
Thought of another thing that pisses me off enormously… in threads about topics which involve some amount of “getting it”, (for instance “favorite vanity license plates” or “favorite math/physics jokes”), when people post the “it” without the explanation. Grrrr that makes me angry. Worst ever offense was when someone posted such a thing, I asked for an explanation, and they gave a coy half-clue which I didn’t freaking understand.
Is it worth even mentioning the “quote followed only by ‘+1’ or ‘this’ and nothing else” syndrome, or does it just go without saying that that shit should be a instantly bannable offense?
I am annoyed by gratuitous references to how wonderful a poster’s spouse, children, and/or pets are.
I am annoyed by unnecessary abbreviating, especially in the context of a international, general interest website. Speaking as an American myself, there should be little reason to use U.S. state abbreviations, especially the atrocious two-letter postal abbreviations. References to a city by its airport code, an airline by its reservation code, a company by its stock ticker symbol, or a country by its top-level domain should earn an automatic boot to the head. Hell, a reference to an airport by its airport code should usually get a poke in the eye.
Can we refer to JFK by its airport code?
No! What is wrong with you? It’s “President John Fitzgerald Kennedy International Airport” or it’s a boot to the head! Right to the head!
Isn’t that the purpose of the entire Pit?
No, but you can refer to it by it’s common name, which just happens to be the same as the airport code.
I’m so confused.
I don’t see why. The airport is commonly known as “JFK.” The airport code is “JFK.” They coincidentally are the same. This is in contradistinction to, for example, La Guardia/LGA, O’Hare/ORD, Dulles/IAD, etc. I never said that people should be using the full, formal names of airports every single time.
Oh Jesus…
I’m not confused. It’s that MsWhatsit threatened to beat me if I didn’t… never mind.
+1!
That’s kinda why I put it in the OP. Hell. I put it in the title.