Best consecutive thread titles EVER:
Potato found growing inside woman after being used as a contraceptive. WTF?
Little_Pig
I just biked 145 miles and literally everything hurts but I feel great
Stealth Potato
“Your own private Idaho” will never sound quite the same again.
There’s a fish & chips joke here somewhere
Easy, Susan.
I didn’t invent the “The mostinterestingmanintheworld” silly macho theme. Vodka comes from potatoes and that potato is a vintage hither to unknown to man > rule 34 > Someone is going to sell alcohol to its meme.
Sure, its foul, but those idiots think whats shuddering is your ankles. :smack:
Beats the hell out of a green quince used as a pessary. They don’t sprout, but they do rot. Nice lady very impressed with her new rubber donut shaped support.
Over the course of a career removal of foreign objects from vaginas has left me unsurprised by much. Puzzled, yes. Especially the broken off top of a very large glass stopper.
It’s supposed to be an aspirin between your knees. Eh, close enough.
Probably works better than 2 five gallons buckets.
Am I the only person that’s stunned that a potato can fit? I know babies come out but there’s a bit of discomfort as I understand it.
Making mashed potatoes was never so much fun!
I don’t believe we are talking Idaho bakers here.
I believe they were young.
What, she couldn’t spring for a tuber ligation?
You’ve never seen a diaphragm for a woman who’s had a baby, have you?
Actually, she had an unwanted baby spud due to medical malpractice and decided to engage in some tuber litigation.
Please tell me her name is JulieAnne!
Mrs. Plant (v.3.0) tells me that they roll up or fold for insertion.
A folded potato doesn’t retain it’s shape.
I think you’re all failing to see what really matters here: The potato did its job.
From now on, any family pregnancy will be denoted by me as “slipping one past the russet”
I read in another article the potato had sprouted eyes.
Human eyes.