Well hey, works better than frikkin’ onion rings.
Good point.
“Tuber ligation” is nice.
My dinner potatoes were all under 1.5" diameter. We ate them, though.
With the only news source being Columbia, I believe that this is an urban legend in the making.
:rolleyes:
You clearly haven’t known some of the ladies I’ve known.
[Ahnuld]
“It’s naaht a tubaah.”
[/Ahnuld]
At least I always remove my jacket first.
Spud gun show coming to a Thai go-go bar near you!
Sam: What we need is a few good taters.
**Gollum: **What’s taters, precious? What’s taters, eh?
Sam: Po-tay-toes! Boil 'em, mash 'em, stick 'em in a :eek:…
…“eye of Sauron”?
…“Shelob’s lair”?
Tater Twats?
Winner!