Eutychus, thanks so much… I can now sleep at night knowing that Mr. Potato Head is no longer going to be armless. 
The things that make news in my state never cease to amaze me…
The stolen Potato head was taken by some Brown sutdents as a political move to get Brown to become need blind and grant more financial aid. They put it on the Main Green with all of these stickers over it.
By far the most disturbing Potato Head is the one by the church near campus. It’s dressed up like a bishop. It’s really really really bizarre. It has this look of rapture in its huge, yet somehow very beady, eyes (no pun intended). I am surprised the church wanted one.
Some of them are neat but I wish Hasbro (which is based in the state) had put up a giant playground in the middle of the Main Green at Brown. That would be cool for between classes 
Potato Head Ceremony on the Capital Steps
The site only has half of the statues on it. No pictures of the bizarre priest Potato.