Why, Mr. Potatohead, You're a Whore!

Cafe Society
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Taters of the Lost Ark.

He. . . he. . .he’s fuzzy! Mr. Potatohead’s not supposed to be fuzzy!

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Is he fuzzy though? The pic is too low resolution to really tell.

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Yeah, doesn’t look fuzzy to me… just a low-res scan from a magazine or a newspaper. I like the little golden potato statue in his hand.

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Tremble before the dark tater of the Sith.

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[QUOTE=TWDuke]
Tremble before the dark tater of the Sith.
[/QUOTE]

So why are they looking up in fear?

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[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]
He. . . he. . .he’s fuzzy! Mr. Potatohead’s not supposed to be fuzzy!
[/QUOTE]

He doesn’t look fuzzy to me- the photograph was probably taken directly from USA Today, which Lucasfilm claims as their source.

I remember Darth Tater, R2-Potatoo, and Spider-Spud, but Optimash Prime completely went by without me noticing him. And for some reason, I thought the title of this thread was referring to the giant Mr. Potato Head robot that Disney is building for their new Toy Story attraction.

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[QUOTE=TWDuke]
Tremble before the dark tater of the Sith.
[/QUOTE]

That’s a riot. The “storm trooper” is holding a blaster that’s a potato masher.

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[QUOTE=TWDuke]
Tremble before the dark tater of the Sith.
[/QUOTE]

Don’t forget Optimash Prime.

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[QUOTE=Tuckerfan]
So why are they looking up in fear?
[/QUOTE]

Perhaps they see the Jedi hero…or some snot-nosed baby who’s going to drool all over them. (“Ages three and up- it’s on my box! I’m not supposed to be babysitting princess drool!”)

[QUOTE=tanstaafl]
Don’t forget Optimash Prime.
[/QUOTE]

And then there’s Spider-Spud, who does whatever a Spider-Spud does.