Once we had a vegetable garden surrounded by a high brick wall. We noticed that a scrub jay used to lurk about as we were spading up the soil, and descend after we left to nab the worms and beetles that we uncovered. One day we unearthed a HUGE potato bug, and thinking it was big enough to intimidate the jay, we put it on top of the garden wall to see how the jay reacted.
The jay in his tree emitted a squawk of startled delight, swooped down in a beautiful dive, and scooped the big bug up in literally one fell swoop. Not frightened he, but on the contrary, I think we provided him with what was essentially the jay equivalent of a prime rib dinner.
Why? Why am I compelled to not only read the friggin’ bug threads, but click on the friggin’ bug links? What in the holy hell is wrong with me? I’m going to be brushing imaginary bugs off myself all day now.
I think the reason that picture in the OP’s link looks so creepy is that the bug sort of resembles a human; vaguely skin-coloured, hind legs vaguely proportioned like human legs; forelimbs a bit like human arms; a smooth, round head with a colour not unlike human skin, and a body that looks like a stripey shirt. They disgust because they inhabit the ‘uncanny valley’ of being different from us, but not quite different enough.
Sorry…no. No, it doesn’t. What it looks like is a humongous ant. Albeit one with tasteful colors. And since we all know that ants are much more organized and smrtr than we are, it is quite reasonable that we should be afraid of them. VERY afraid.
I don’t know if these were potato bugs, but they sure ate potatoes like they were going out of style. Behold my thread about bugs.
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AND…having re-read that thread, I’m itching again.
I COMPLETELY refuse to acknowledge the existence of these abominations. To me, those cute little stripey bugs I used to play with when I was a kid will always be potato bugs. Not that giant mutant…thing. Shudder As hideous as it is, I am convinced there is spider somewhere in its DNA.
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