http://boards.straightdope.com/sdmb/showthread.php?postid=1983870#post1983870
An Administrator is paid twice what a Moderator is paid.
You get two coffee cops?
What does a “coffee cop” do, and what’s the going rate for one?
They’re the guys who make sure you refill the coffee pot if you take the last cup’s worth. Also, if you finish off the cream or sugar, they beat you with a stick until you buy more.
Ah, so the mods and admins get paid in beatings. Cool.
“What’s the difference between Administrator and Moderator?”
One lucky person has the title of ‘Perfect Master’.
Would you think that rates higher than Administrator or Moderator?