The people making internet porn know what they’re doing. They’re churning out gigatons of the stuff, anyway, so they’ve at least figured out how to produce enough to meet demand maybe?
Well the last time I paid much attention to politics in person, they seemed to shake a lot of hands. Do they still do that? And as everyone knows ebola is transmitted by physical contact.
Actually, from what I hear, they really don’t know what they are doing. The porn industry is in huge trouble because of all the free stuff out on the internet, which was supposed to induce us to sign up to pay for more of it, but we don’t need to, because so many competing sites are putting out different free samples (not to mention piracy). Porn profits are (or have been) falling precipitously, just like in the newspaper and music industries.
Given the OP, however, I feel I maybe being a bit too coherent for this thread.
How about electing some mormon porn stars with ebola to congress? They can’t be any worse!