I stumbled upon an item of great power at a garage sale. Its only a matter of time before the benifits of fame, fortune, and power are mine. Marty McFly and his paltry time machine, and his silly little almanac have nothing on me.
While browsing through useless junk at a garage sale, I stumbled upon an unusual item. A round black shere, about five inches in diameter. On top was a white circle in which an “infinity” symbol was drawn. The price tag said $25.00. I picked it up, examining it, and asked myself, “Do they honestly expect someone to pay $25.00 for a plastic ornament?” The word YES appeared on the bottom of the sphere! I hesitantly asked the sphere another question. It was “decidedly so”. I assaulted the sphere with a barrage of questions and got answers to EVERY one! Needless to say, I paid the $25.00. I know have a means answer all the great questions of our time.
But I started to feel guilty. I can’t hold this kind of power to myself. It should benifit all mankind. So come to me with your questions, and they shall be answered…
Foolish mortals, don’t you realize that type of power will drive you to the depths of insanity, and then it will leave you there, forcing you to hitch-hike home?
Foolish mortals, don’t you realize that type of power will drive you to the depths of insanity, and then it will leave you there, forcing you to hitch-hike home?
I’ve seen this answer before. I believe the orb is trying to teach the benifits of patience. In waiting for a better time to ask, perhaps an answer of your own will come to you. The orb is very wise.
“No”
I think the orb is now trying to show the arrogance of Man. Despite the many examples of the corruption of power, many refuse to believe that they could be tempted to stray from their convictions. Oh Orb, thou art truly great.
“Yes”
I’m not sure about that one. I’m sure it served some purpose. Who am I to question the Orb?
Not with his username! “Shai’tan” or “Shaitan” in Hindi means the Devil. You need find yourself a pitchfork before you continue answering questions, Shai’tan, and better start acting mean.
Repeat after me now: “Snaaarrl!”
Now why would a devil act mean. I tend to believe one would get more “business” or converts with a with a sleek look and some smooth talk. I myself prefer to wear a nice, tailored suit. But back to the questions…
“ask again later”
Ooooh. I’ve tried that one too. Haven’t been able to catch it in a paradox yet. The orb is too wise.
“no”
The orb speaks truly. I am not worthy of worship. I am only a vessel.
“no”
The orb has spoken. Abandon your faith. Pick a better team.
And where am I going to find ammo at this hour?? :mad:
