… How many computer screens are used by you, and only you, at work.
Right now I am surrounded by eleven screens. Bow down to me puny humans.
There are also three telephones, two TVs on wall mounts, and access to even more computers via RDP.
One.
…something joo get after thee money, but before thee women.
…paid for monthly.
…the fact that I am able to kill you all with one command, but I don’t.
Who needs commands when you’ve got a little finger.
…a warm puppy.
Oh wait, that’s happiness.
What? Oh darnit!
unplugs the household appliances from the puppy
Work done per unit time? Measured in Watts?
Naw, that can’t be it…
Power is knowing which horse is gonna win the race even if you DON’T have eleven screens, three telephones, two TVs on wall mounts, and access to even more computers via RDP.
Power is being able to provide all that, and being able to take it away.
you work for UPS?
I have a fully loaded pinkie and I’m not afraid to use it.