I’m sure that with all the members we’ve got on this board you can come up with some killer practical jokes. Why not share them? I’ll start with a couple of mine.
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The first one was played by me and a friend on some prick called Simon who was being a total arsehole to both me and my friend. We decided to get our own back and strike right at the heart of the enemy. Now Simon had this real rinky-dink tin shit heap of a car which must have cost all of twenty quid to make and distribute. I mean it was an embarrassment, it was dented, scratched, made a peculiar whining sound when ascending gears and, most importantly, it’s rear windscreen was missing.
Anyway, this mobile coke can was Simon’s pride and joy so we decided to make that our target. We bought ten cans of shaving foam and put it in a freezer for about two days. We then waited until it was dark and then put the ten cans into two big rucksacks and loaded them up with crushed ice to keep the temperature down. We then made our way to Simon’s house and approached his car. We took out the cans of shaving foam and, with the aid of some heavy duty pliers, stripped the outer metal from the cans. Once we had done this with every can we had ten, can shaped, lumps of frozen shaving foam. We then dumped them in Simons car through the rear windscreen hole.
Now what happened was when those small, innocent looking chunks of shaving foam warmed up, they expanded and flooded the car with foam. By all accounts it took him three days to clean it all out and he still hasn’t gotten rid of the smell. The worst part is that both me and my friend are friends with Simon now and he still doesn’t know we did it.
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The secondone was a little more mundane but just as funny because it was titally spontaneous. Anyway what happened was me and a few friends were standing around, huddled, just talking about stuff when I spotted some guy who worked at a local amusement park, skiving off work and smoking a cigarette. Now, he was standing right by a public phonebox and we were standing on an overpass so we were able to see him but he couldn’t see us. Anyway my friend Chris had the number for that telephone programmed in to the memory of his mobile phone (We sometimes enjoyed playing prank calls on people by phoning up the phone boxes and just screwing around with whoever answered)So we phoned it up and the guy went inside to answer it and I shouted:
HEY!!! GET BACK TO WORK YOU LAZY SONOFABITCH.
I swear he turned and ran back towards that fun park so fast he left a sonic boom in his wake!!
Anyway, enough from me, what are your best pranks?