Pray for the president

Received this from a grulgemeister. #3 is so unintentiionally funny that I had to share. :smiley:

This is so neat. I had never heard this before. This is beautiful - and it is surely worth making the 5 finger prayer a part of our lives.

  1. Your thumb is nearest you. So begin your prayers by praying for those closest to you. They are the easiest to remember. To pray for our loved ones is, as C. S. Lewis once said, a “sweet duty.”

  2. The next finger is the pointing finger. Pray for those who teach, instruct and heal. This includes teachers, doctors, and ministers. They need support and wisdom in pointing others in the right direction. Keep them in your prayers.

  3. The next finger is the tallest finger. It reminds us of our leaders. Pray for the president, leaders in business and industry, and administrators. These people shape our nation and guide public opinion. They need God’s guidance.

  4. The fourth finger is our ring finger. Surprising to many is the fact that this is our weakest finger, as any piano teacher will testify. It should remind us to pray for those who are weak, in trouble or in pain. They need your prayers day and night. You cannot pray too much for them.

  5. And lastly comes our little finger - the smallest finger of all which is where we should place ourselves in relation to God and others. As the Bible says, “The least shall be the greatest among you.” Your pinkie should remind you to pray for yourself. By the time you have prayed for the other four groups, your own needs will be put into proper perspective and you will be able to pray for yourself more effectively.

If you decide to send this to a friend, you might brighten someone’s day! Pass this on to someone special… I did.

A grulgemeister, BTW, is someone who sends out grulge. No relation to glurge.

Me no splel godo tdoay.

And here’s how.

A little bit off topic, but I’ve been thinking that the religious types should encourage a Week Without Prayer – you know, just to see if anything bad would happen. Wouldn’t that admirably demonstrate the efficacy of prayer?

The thing is, something bad happens every week, so they would blame whatever it happens to be that week on the lack of prayer. If by some miracle nothing bad happens, someone will crawl out of the woodwork and claim that they prayed extra hard.

And also contrariwise for the detractors, you must admit.

Oh, good old Grulgemeister Meistergrulge! Ah, I used to love those old Rankin-Bass productions …

Ha! LOL!!

How so?

I don’t care what anybody thinks.

I’m printing that picture and gonna frame it.

Got just the place to hang it, too!

Lucy

I’ve got one hand in my pocket,
And the other one is praying for the president…

Careful, you’ll go blind!

Jan. 2007 State of the Union?

Hahahaha! I’m praying for the president like a MOTHERFUCK! :stuck_out_tongue:

If I ask God to bring me a *new * president, does that count?

“May the Lord bless the President and keep him… far away!” (man, I miss the orthosmiley)

No, you’re supposed to ask Santa for that.

I just did my praying at the voting booth by showing my distain for the republican run congress. :slight_smile: