Prayer at graduation thread, part 2

All right, you may continue arguing here.

Lynn the Packrat

No we can’t.

That’s not arguing-that’s contradiction.

No it isn’t.

Yes it is.


Stoidela

Don’t meddle in the affairs of dragons, cuz, like, you’re crunchy
and taste good with ketchup.

Look, I paid to have an argument.

Well, if I’m going to argue with you, I must take a contradictory position, mustn’t I?

No you mustn’t.

Time’s up. Good morning.

You just contradicted me!

But I was just getting interested!

Look, if you want to argue, that’ll be another 5 quid!

I heard that this is the place to be if I want to have an argument. That right?


“We’re gonna have lawyers here. It’ll be a fun time.”
–R.R.S.

No.

Hey Butthead! Yeah, YOU! Shag off!

(just going with the flow…)

I think we should all pitch in for “Getting hit on the head lessons” for C3.

to C3:

DON’T GIVE ME THAT YOU SNOTTY-FACED HEAP OF PARROT DROPPINGS!

SHUT UP YOU FESTERING GOB, YOU TIT! YOUR TYPE MAKES ME PUKE! YOU VACUOUS TOFFEE-NOSED MALODOROUS PERVERT!

You really didn’t get any of this thread, did you C3?

I didn’t expect the Spanish Inquisition!

I fart in all your general directions.
(I know, off-topic).

Noooooone expect the Spanish Inquisition!
Our chief weapon is surprise…surprise and fear…fear and surprise… Our two weapons are fear and surprise…and ruthless efficiency…

Our three weapons are fear, surprise, and ruthless efficiency…and an almost fanatical devotion to the Pope.

… Our four…no… Amongst our weapons… Amongst our weaponry…are such elements as fear, surprise…

I’ll come in again.