Prayer etiquette question

[gigi]

@JSexton

er, isn’t God the intended recipient, not the people at the table? Can’t He hear you just fine?

Yes, thank you for this confirmation of my position!

@Happy Scrappy Hero Pup

Joke’s on her, though. Every good Catholic knows that once you say “Amen” and cross yourself, that’s like hanging up the phone. God didn’t hear her anyway- he’s still going to kill everyone who went unmentioned.