Well, the summer heat is hitting some areas early. Time to hear stories about the beach, lemonade, sunburn and the annual parade of fucknuts who think they can leave their kids in the car with the windows closed.
So, what will it be this year? A woman who leaves her kids to have her vagina waxed for her special date? Maybe a guy who thought the kids would be okay in the car while he played 18 holes of golf.
Somewhere out there is a story waiting to happen…someone is going to roast their kids in their car, and there will be some LAME ASS story behind why the kids where in the car at all.
So, step right up, morons. Accept this pre-emptive pitting.