Fuck it. Charlie Sheen. We need more leopard blood in the Oval Office.
Zombie Lincoln.
Plus we get Jessica Alba as First Lady. Bonus.
Chuck Norris. Assuming we are still worthy.
Out of politicians - Andrew Cuomo. I wish his father had tried harder to succeed in 92, but he is pretty good in his own right.
For a non-politician - George Clooney. I think he would shake things up and would not take any BS from Congress. And Brad Pitt for his VP.
Roseanne Barr. She’s really running for President.
Cecil Adams
More Bloom County silliness:
“Let’s nominate Jesse Jackson”
“Are you crazy, we’d alienate half of America.”
“Then how about we nominate Jesse Helms?”
“We’d alienate the other half.”
“Let’s alienate everybody. Jesse & Jesse in 1984!”
“This time, why not the worst?”
I think you also have 2 votes for Bill Clinton and 2 votes for Hillary Clinton, even if (for some strange reason) you say that Bill was born outside the U.S. (And I’ll note that, if Slick Willie had been born outside the U.S., he had so many political enemies that at least one of them would have noticed it over the years 1992-2000, and sought his impeachment on those grounds.)
I do believe the vote for “Bill the Cat” was for the Bloom County character, not the former Prez.
Might be a job getting him out of his tomb. They encased his coffin in two tons of concrete in 1901. They said it was to discourge grave robbers, but we know the truth.
Jeremiah Wright.
No:
I didn’t see a vote for “Bill the Cat”, but two for the husband of the current Secretary of State.
Magnitude. Pop pop!
Thanks for the correction. Two for the former Prez it is, then.
Hey!
Although, Czarcasm claims he was “born in Cuba.” And some may take issue with his being a fictional cartoon character and, well, dead.
But I say, “this time why not the worst?”
I would love to see Bill Clinton come back in office and straighten things out (again). Since that won’t happen let’s give Hillary a shot. Pretty sure she had a hand in it while Bill was in office, so turn about’s fair play!
Just a reminder that for the purposes of this poll it can happen.
I love that in a thread where Atticus Finch, Bill the Cat, Ralph Wiggum, Underdog, and Zombie Abe Lincoln have been accepted as choices, a third term Bill Clinton is considered unreasonable.
Actually, those are joke posts that don’t qualify, and thus won’t make it to the poll. Bill Clinton qualifies, and will probably be on the poll list.