And don’t forget to spend a ton of money on great juicers from me. After all the toxins are out of your body, make you only get organic food because the fruits and vegetables in the grocery store will KILL YOU!!!
Skip breakfast.
Skip lunch.
Eat dinner.
The “Everything Splenda” diet.
Mark my words. We’re going to see Splenda on more labels in 2 years than we see Atkins today.
The answer is obvious and quite simple. The SDMB TMI thread diet. Each time you feel hungry, read one of the many TMI threads and witness your appetite magically disappear!
Hey Shagnasty, your prediction has already come true. There’s a Special K cereal diet where you substitute a bowl of cereal for two meals a day. (Also, I just quoted you in the last thread I posted to so this is kinda odd–apparently, I’m following you. 
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Ah, the Jerry Seinfeld diet. 
Forgot to mention, re: the Special K diet.
Take it a step further and make it into the Kellogg diet. The John Harvey Kellogg Diet:
*Exercise
*Eat nothing but Kellogg’s corn flakes
*Enemas several times a day
Then conspiracy and health food nuts will say it causes cancer and over eating and demand for it be banned.
The FDA will deny every claim.
For years.
Until it is declared it is a carcinogen in lab rats if they consumer 3000 pounds of Splenda a day for 30 years.
And pulled from the market because of public outcry.