I’m sure you can find a translator.
I really have no intention of translating, thanks though. Just another silly, silly fad.
It’s a joke. 
I believe I told you in another thread to never do that again, Ilsa.
You did it again.
Rabid weasels have been dispatched to your domicle.
I hope you weren’t to attached to your genitailia. Because you soon won’t be.
Well, we’ve got a guy like that in our area (near work). I don’t find him cute or charming in the least. He’s a scam artist and I won’t support him or his habits. He’s hit me up at least 6-8 different times in two years.
Given this argument, I would drag up one of the OPs responses:
Sure. Spread the pain to others. :rolleyes:
Tripler
Oy vey.
AWWWW! COME ON MAN!
All it said was what a moron that guy was to keep feeding a druggie, and how annoying leet was.
Annoying
Cyn, cheering the weasels
Homebrew. do not play junior mod . . . consider this a formal warning.
Cajun Man ~ SDMB Moderator
j00 are teh suxx0r, n00b.
We take a dim view of leet speak on the SDMB, gubernator . . . I’ve corrected your title.
Cajun Man ~ SDMB Moderator
I’d wager a guess that the woman is pregnant with a tiny alien’s baby, a baby which takes three years inside the womb to develop. Don’t ask how I know this. It’s best I say no more!
insert shifty eyes
(I’m at the point where I don’t even notice leetspeak anymore. I just read it and didn’t even think anything was out of the ordinary until everyone mentioned it! I think it’s the alien… oops…)
Sorry to step on any toes, Cajun Man, but I was not playing Junior Mod. I was speaking as a poster who knows how low of an opinion most of the members here have of leet speek. I was giving advice that if the newbie wanted to make a good impression and get along with posters on this board, then he’d do well to drop the leet. Had I said “if you want to continue posting on this board”, then I could see your point that it was Junior Modding. But that’s not what I said, so I think you’ve got a hair trigger there.
The reason is, they figure you guys have money.
I’m glad you thought your encounter was funny. You shoulda been there the day I opened my wallet to give a guy a dollar, and he reached over and snagged two fives, so fast that I barely saw his hand move. Laugh riot, that was.
Hey, I’ve got an honest man in my area. I see him about every other month at Westheimer and Beltway 8 (in Houston) holding a big sign that says:
Why Lie? I need to buy beer or pot.
We have people on the 16th mall here in Denver that do this. It seems that every time I go downtown while VERY CLEARLY pregnant (7+months and HUGE) they ask me for cash. I gladly tell them that I need all the money I have since I have to buy things for the baby. I then go into the nearest burger place and get a couple burgers at a buck apiece and give THEM to the beggers. At least I know they will EAT them instead of use the money for drugs or booze. 
My daughter does a fantastic recreation of the SNL skit. I’ve never seen the original, but if it was better than hers, it must have been OTT!
Homebrew, maybe it was in your delivery…
Indeed, it was. Further discussion of this should take place here . . . not in MPSIMS.
Cajun Man ~ SDMB Moderator
I don’t see why people think it’s bad to give money to a possible druggie, though. If they do drugs, it’s their business, not mine. As long as they entertain me, I’ll give them money.
I feel sorry for the guy who got the two 5s snatched by a hobo, though. Most of the tramps around the pitt campus are the more deranged/humorous types, not like the feral sort you were describing.
Funny thing is they each seem to have their territories, and even fights over them. The Sombrero Man (old guy who always wear a giant sombreo, claims to be a preacher) seem to have recently been driven away by the coalition between the Nod Man (Guy who sits there and nods repeatedly, all day long), Buff Guy (Big muscular man who yells and may hug you if you give him money), and the Loud Gangley Old Man (Loud, thin, red eyed, starts dancing/harassing strangers for no reasons). The three went on to share the Sombrero Man’s prime territory in front of the McDonald’s.