You absolutely must buy and wear this when going through security. My order has been placed.
Note to mods: this is not my company, nor do I own stock in it. I’m posting this as a public service.
Most of that stuff says “sold out”. You didn’t buy them out did you? 
What a terrific set of clothes to wear if you want to guarantee the physical search.
Do they offer any products which might allow consumers to demonstrate their profound ignorance of other parts of the United States’ constitution? Maybe a Second Amendment girdle to give the finger to the jack-booted thugs that force you to check your gun cases?