The Neverending First Draft could get pretty tedious.
Indiana Jones and the Archeaology Internship might be somewhat boring.
I’m not a big fan of Cathy Bates, so Raw Green Tomatoes probably wouldn’t interest me.
Training Private Ryan could make for an interesting documentary, but not a big money maker.
The Three Stooges meet Amphitryon
Yesterday of the Living Dead
High Morning
Reed Richards, his Main Squeeze and her Idiot Brother, and the Pilot
Invasion Plans of the Body Snatchers
The Preliminary Sketch of Dorian Gray
The Puppy of the Baskervilles
Oh, I don’t know, this might be kind of cute.
**Jor-El and Lara Are Midlevel Functionaries on Krypton ** would not sell a lot of popcorn, in my estimation.
Anatomy of a Parking Violation
Lawrence of Yemen
Apocalypse Soon
On a Clear Day You Can See Brooklyn
Ocean’s 10
Reservoir Puppies
Dr. Maybe
**2009 – The Year Before we Make Contact
The Night of the Living Alive People
The Moderate-Sized Behemoth
Baby Frankenstein
The Cliques of New York
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Apollo 12 was interesting, but not really compelling.
Singing in the Humidity lacked snap.
Mildly Smitten Shakespeare had neither wit nor spark.
Orson Wells didn’t have much success with either The First Man or its sequel. Part III worked out OK, though.
The Undergraduate?
Dog Day Morning?
The Little Lebowski?
This makes me sad that they changed the title of the play The Madness of George II to The Madness of King George, 'cause now we can’t complain about how bad The Madness of George I ** and [B\II were.
There really were a couple of movies called Destry Rides Again, but evidently nobody wanted to see Destry Rides the first time.
For that matter, when did we ever get to see The Seacaucus Seven? Or Thomas Hardy’s The Native?
The Really Rather Ordinary Seven
Nobody wanted to see just Martin Guerre, although they liked his Return.
In the case of Bruno, they weren’t that interested in The Return.
Star Trek I.5, The Grouchiness of Khan.
Shouldn’t that be Star Trek 1.5: Still on Ceti Alpha 5?
Indiana Jones episodes 1 to 3:
Indiana Jones and the Comprehensive Exams
Indiana Jones and the Thesis Defense
Indiana Jones and the Research Grant Proposal
**The Visible Man
The Credible Non-Shrinking Man (and Woman)
The Non-Amazing Man of Normal Height
The Incredibly Mixed-up Creatures that are Still Alive
Predicto
Stella Doesn’t Have Her Groove
Total Prediction**
2000: A Rigged Election Odyssey
Blade Crawler
Some Like it Heating Up
Dr. StrangeInfatuation
An Afternoon Getting Ready for the Opera
Romeo and Juliet Babies (fun in Nursery School with Nurse (green stockings) baby Romeo, Baby Juliet, Baby Paris, and of course Baby Gonzo.)
First Men Thinking About Going To The Moon
The Man Who Is Not Wearing Any Kind Of Iron Mask At All
Wouldn’t The Boy Who Will Wear An Iron Mask Eventually be better?
Or Intern Merkwürdigliebe.