Kitten On A Warm Tin Roof
Aristocrat Of The Jewelery
Carbon Man or
Millionaire Man
Medical College Student Who
Dorothy Of Kansas
Harry Potter and The Dull Dursleys
Ramona Quimby, Gestational Age 2 Weeks
The Sorcerer’s Job Fair
Plan 4 From Outer Space
So… um. I don’t get 2 of those 3, and I had to guess (am not sure) that Carbon Man is the faux-prequel to Iron Man.
The Phantom Menace
The Boy Who Will Be The Man Who Would Be King
The First Five Senses
Harry Potter and the Years Before He Became a Wizard and Was Just a Neglected Toddler
Indiana Jones and the Internship at the Museum of Natural History
The Kitten and The Lasagna.
The Daddy of the Mummy
Three Days Before the Day After Tomorrow: Yesterday
I Know What You Did Last Labor Day
Making Flash Cards about the Titans
Cube^-1
October 30th
2000
The Brad Majors & Janet Weiss Picture Show: The Denton Chronicles
The Silence of the Neighborhood Pets
Buffy the thoroughly ordinary cheerleader
Virginity & the Suburb
Thursday the 12th
The Day the Earth continued to revolve on its’ axis and orbit the sun as normal
When Harry Didn’t Know Sally
Snow White and the 7 Horny Teenage Dwarves
Batboy
Charlie & Rosebud’s Winter to Remember.
Steve Austin, USAF
Jor-El and His Nutty Theories
Li’l Bruce Wayne: The Happiest Boy on Earth
(Totally not my idea, but also totally needs to be shared.)
*A Mildly Attractive Mind
Schindler’s Name
Little Embryo Sunshine
Mayo
Alien 0: the Nostromo makes the long trip out from Earth and spends months mining and refining asteroids.
An Officer And A Gentleman:The High School Years
Alien vs Predator vs Terminator vs Jesus
Musketeers Academy
: A Space Iliad
Brideshead
Just to be safe, let’s hope that George Lucas never films three prequels to American Graffiti.