Prequels nobody wants to see.

What’s not to like about Conrad, Gordon and Bean singing and dancing to “Sugar, Sugar”?

That episode of From the Earth to the Moon is one of my all time favorites.

Casablanca, “We’ll always have Paris”
Where she “thinks” her husband may be dead, but has an affair just because it’s a crazy mixed up world. Gee, I guess that says it all. Add 90 minutes of dreamy scenery and cruises down the Seine, plus 15 minutes of him buying Rick’s Cafe from the Fat Man.

Tagline: I smell dead people!

You know…I think they actually did that.

I mean it.

Made for TV, maybe?

Which Mel Brooks parodied with his even-worse-than-the-sequel Dracula: Alive And Loving It.

The explanation I came up with was that the studio chief got a list of all the films in development and wasn’t too pleased with the prospect of The W-Men, seeing as the first two failed. He wanted the project canned, and pointed this out by writing a big “X” over the movie’s title. However, the “X” only went through the letter “W,” and the producers thought he was only asking for the title to be changed.

Dawn of the Killer Tomatoes (alternate title, Birth of the Killer Tomatoes).

[QUOTE=LonesomePolecat* Prince Kong *… [/QUOTE]

[Neo]

Whoa, Deja-vu.

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Prequels for Tom Cruise:

Conceived on the 4th of October
Cloudy Man
Dull Mission: Possible

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This is Then, Now is Later
The Sweet Here and Now
While it’s Still Light, My Sweet
Preschool Cop
The Night the Lights Flickered Alarmingly but Stayed On In Georgia
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This week on TBS: James Bond Prequel Week!
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Teaching Assistant No
I’ll Drop You a Line When I get to Russia
Who’s Buying up all the Gold?
You Only Live Once, I Think
Live and Let Live
Septopussy
Learner’s Permit to Kill
Platinumeye
The Spy I Just Met
Today Dies
For Now, I’ll Take the World
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That was already funny … then I noted your username, and it was really funny!

Awww … I was hoping to see License to Cause Discomfort.

I think this would be titled:

Burying Dead Indians

Looks like James Lileks is playing this game, too. Today on his site, he joked that the film noir The Dark Corner was the sequel to “the rollickin’ fun-loving musical, The Brightly Lit Middle of the Room.”

The Day after Tomorrow never dies!!!

Best follow up ever … considering the poster’s name. :slight_smile:

zzzzWha, wha?

42! No? 61, in 1961? Hmmm, uh, I dunno…

zzzzzz

Catch 21

Half-baked was the successful follow-up to the completely unfunny Preheating the Oven.

The Day the Earth Rotated
Allowed Planet
We’re in space, and we know where we are

Has anyone mentioned I Have No Idea What You Did Last Summer, yet?

American Paint Spray Can Purchase
To Cook the Egg of a Mockingbird (or To Hatch a Mockingbird)
After the Dieting Man