President Attends Church Without Hurting Anybody

What kind of man is this? What is the spin here?

And Trump with his platform shoes ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: “How could it be so?”
“He went without tear gas! He went without troops!”
“Screw that, where’s my ice cream, I want two scoops!”

Surely teargas was used to disperse pedestrians in front of the building, right?

The Weather Channel currently has the wind at 16 mph. Rubber bullets.


I imagine we’re going to have a few headlines describing the return to normal Presidential behavior.

President holds press briefing without telling a lie

President delivers speech without threatening anybody

President meets with foreign leaders without embarrassing himself

President gets through an entire day without committing a crime

The Daily Show posted:

Gotta admit, I burst out laughing when I saw the thread title!

That is patently fake news.
Trump wouldn’t have used “Sir” and would have graffittied that text on the Resolute desk.

He was claiming, as he often did, what someone said to him. As in “Sir, Joe is a big cheat”.

Yeah, trump’s ‘sir’ stories are almost as telltale a sign he’s lying as when his lips are moving; very trumpy.

What really makes that parody letter unbelievable is the proper spelling and punctuation.