Presidential preference poll, nominees decided version

One thing I learned playing D&D: compatible alignments run on two axes: Good/Evil and Law/Chaos. Lawful Good might run with Chaotic Good or Lawful Evil and have generally the same level of discord with either. You only run into trouble with truly opposite characters. In my heart I align with Sanders because I’m Antiestablishment/Left. Trump works for a part of me because he is Antiestablishment/Right, and Hillary works because she’s Establishment/Left. So which to choose? I’m confident Congress will block the more extreme efforts of either candidate so they don’t worry me all that much.

But…Donald is Chaotic/Evil, and they’re annoying. Hillary is Lawful/Evil, and I really admire that kind of callous, ruthlessness in a leader. She’ll keep us safe and afloat, if also on the road to feudalism. Hopefully Bernie can network with an out-of-work community organizer and get some progressive machinery ramped up while Hillary is trying to herd the congressional cats.