I can’t believe the Lakers traded away Vlade Divac for a scrawny 18 year old kid! That Kobe will never amount to anything. We already have Eddie Jones!
Why won’t girls go out with me?
Been on any cool BBS’s lately? I found one and I totally downloaded a nudie picture from it, and now it’s on a floppy under my bed.
AOL will never last, but we may drown under floppies. I’ve been on Compuserve since the 80’s and it will always be there. Besides, who needs email? We’ve got fax!
OK. I literally laughed out loud at work.
Did anyone catch that “South Park” cartoon last night? The one with the swearing schoolkids and the crappy animation? Bet it gets cancelled as soon as parents start complaining about it…
I got it a couple of weeks ago… I’m hard at work, training up my favorite character, this green-haired girl called Aeris. By the time I get to the end of the game, she’s totally going to kick the bad guy’s ass!
Hopefully, if the game sells well enough, they will make a sequel!
I didn’t, but the Simpsons is way past its prime. I home it gets cancelled at the end of this season.
Man, I love that song “The Freshman” by The Verve Pipe. I bet they’re going to get HUGE.
I was typing somethin awesome, but my Dad wanted to use the phone, and now I’ve forgotten it.
Anyway, if anyone wants me, I’ll be in my room listening to some, like, awesome Goth stuff, (it’s, like, the best music ever) and painting my nails black.
Then I think I might go hang round the park for a bit and drink vodka. My parents can’t stop me, it’s my life! I can do my homework at school tomorrow anyway.
Note to George Clooney: You are a second rate TV star. Please stop making movies. You’ll never be good in them.
Note to Ted McGuinley: Married with Children is being cancelled. STOP GOING INTO MY FAVORITE TV SERIES.
I hope all the good Barney toys aren’t sold out by the time I go Christmas shopping for the kids.
Wish they’d get rid of the ads! This page just took half an hour to load on the sweet new £1000 computer I just bought (and even with the MMX those animations are a killer). For crying out loud, I can’t do without the phone line for that length of time.
Oh, and isn’t petrol expensive these days? Hardly anywhere left where you can fill up for 50p a litre any more. You Americans are lucky.
I’m thinking of getting ISDN. I can get 128 kbps with dual channel. If I want to make a phone call, one channel is still open, so I’ll drop to 64 kbps, then back to double speed when I hang up! Important thing is, no disconnects! It’s only about $100 per month in today’s 1997 dollars for the service, and there’s an ISP in Chicago with a local dialup number that supports dual channel for only another $50 per month.
(I really did have ISDN for a couple of years.)
(Oh, I hear that some people have problems with disconnects today, in 2012, with their cell phones that can’t access the internet and make voice calls at the same time. You people always make me not-quite-so-fondly remember the 1990’s.)
Rusty n Edie’s BBS is being sued again. Sure it’s copyright infringement but it’s no big deal. The enforcers are going too far.
I think you’re confused. This Harry Potter book isn’t available in the US yet, but my friend in England tells me it’s only about 200 pages long. It’s been doing pretty well over there, so there probably will be a sequel, but I’m sure it won’t be 700 pages long. Who would write a book that long for kids?